CMA Awards

[Samson]

On Now

I'm the ONLY ONE WATCHING???

And not just because there are gurls in chaps.

 

[Granny]

I'm not watching ... it would be a different story if Toby Keith was a contender.

 

[xotoxi]

I'm not watching ... it would be a different story if Toby Keith was a contender.

I have a horse named Toby Keith.

 

[xotoxi]

I'm not watching ... it would be a different story if Toby Keith was a contender.

I have a horse named Toby Keith.

My other horse is named Carly Simon.

 

[Granny]

Toby Keith and Carly Simon are both EXCELLENT names for horses. Do you give your horses beer while you drink whiskey?

 

[Samson]

I'm not watching ... it would be a different story if Toby Keith was a contender.

singin' now

 

[Samson]

I'm not watching ... it would be a different story if Toby Keith was a contender.

I have a horse named Toby Keith.

My other horse is named Carly Simon.

Are you sure it isn't actually Carly Simon?

 

[Samson]

Did anyone catch the Intro for Taylor Swift's performance........

Black guy who loves the CMA....

 

[Baruch Menachem]

Octopi and country music.

I stand in awe of the heights of your eccentricity.

 

[Samson]

Octopi and country music.

I stand in awe of the heights of your eccentricity.

Meh...I also chew Redman Gold....

Lady Antebellum is like...winning everything!

 

[Samson]

by Miranda Lambert

CMA Album OF THE YEAR!!!!