So I'm listnin to this radio show early this morning and it is about "don't ask don't tell" and there is this guy in Afgahnistan or someplace and he has been running this blog or something and a streaming video but he hasn't shown his face cuz he is a homo and he has been trying to keep it a secret..mostly from his dad I guess..so he calls his dad on the phone and there is this big dramatic build up as the gays are prone to do... and he says"Dad..I'm gay".
Dad says without missing a beat.."OK".
Here is a memo to you gays.. Almost everyone you know already knows you are gay.
Your dad knew you were gay the first time he threw you a football and you didn't try to catch it but picked it up and wiped the dirt off of it.
Maybe it was your poster of Freddie Murcury on your bedroom wall...and how insanely clean your room was...trust me on this...your dad was THE FIRST TO KNOW!
Just sayin....
Dad says without missing a beat.."OK".
Here is a memo to you gays.. Almost everyone you know already knows you are gay.
Your dad knew you were gay the first time he threw you a football and you didn't try to catch it but picked it up and wiped the dirt off of it.
Maybe it was your poster of Freddie Murcury on your bedroom wall...and how insanely clean your room was...trust me on this...your dad was THE FIRST TO KNOW!
Just sayin....
