CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism

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CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism​

CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism

WASHINGTON, D.C. - According to anonymous sources, the CIA has replaced enhanced interrogation techniques such as waterboarding with something even more torturous and effective: 12-hour academic lectures on intersectional feminism. 'Waterboarding has been shown to be very effective,' said the...

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to anonymous sources, the CIA has replaced enhanced interrogation techniques such as waterboarding with something even more torturous and effective: 12-hour academic lectures on intersectional feminism.
"Waterboarding has been shown to be very effective," said the anonymous source. "But that's been replaced now. Now we just pop in a tape of Robin DiAngelo, Stacey Abrams, or Joy Behar. Sometimes we'll really ramp things up and make them watch Coca-Cola's diversity training on a 12-hour loop."
Terror suspects will be subjected to lengthy lectures about cis-male privilege, heteronormative patriarchy, and microaggressive mansplaining. Sources say these lectures are 1,282% more effective than regular old waterboarding.
Critics have criticized the new interrogation method, saying that such cruel torture should be limited only to American universities.

Comment:
if they institute this in SERE training the washout rate will soar back up to what it was in the good old days.
I'm sure that the International Court at the Hague will have something to say about using such heinious tactics.
I wonder if they'll also add Kamaltoe Harris's cackle to the torture list.

 

[Meathead]

CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism​

CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism

WASHINGTON, D.C. - According to anonymous sources, the CIA has replaced enhanced interrogation techniques such as waterboarding with something even more torturous and effective: 12-hour academic lectures on intersectional feminism. 'Waterboarding has been shown to be very effective,' said the...

babylonbee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to anonymous sources, the CIA has replaced enhanced interrogation techniques such as waterboarding with something even more torturous and effective: 12-hour academic lectures on intersectional feminism.
"Waterboarding has been shown to be very effective," said the anonymous source. "But that's been replaced now. Now we just pop in a tape of Robin DiAngelo, Stacey Abrams, or Joy Behar. Sometimes we'll really ramp things up and make them watch Coca-Cola's diversity training on a 12-hour loop."
Terror suspects will be subjected to lengthy lectures about cis-male privilege, heteronormative patriarchy, and microaggressive mansplaining. Sources say these lectures are 1,282% more effective than regular old waterboarding.
Critics have criticized the new interrogation method, saying that such cruel torture should be limited only to American universities.

Comment:
if they institute this in SERE training the washout rate will soar back up to what it was in the good old days.
I'm sure that the International Court at the Hague will have something to say about using such heinious tactics.
I wonder if they'll also add Kamaltoe Harris's cackle to the torture list.

I think they should have one with Ilhan Omar for terrorists. When they hear her talk for just one minute they'll talk and become apostates in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

 

[Batcat]

CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism​

CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism

WASHINGTON, D.C. - According to anonymous sources, the CIA has replaced enhanced interrogation techniques such as waterboarding with something even more torturous and effective: 12-hour academic lectures on intersectional feminism. 'Waterboarding has been shown to be very effective,' said the...

babylonbee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to anonymous sources, the CIA has replaced enhanced interrogation techniques such as waterboarding with something even more torturous and effective: 12-hour academic lectures on intersectional feminism.
"Waterboarding has been shown to be very effective," said the anonymous source. "But that's been replaced now. Now we just pop in a tape of Robin DiAngelo, Stacey Abrams, or Joy Behar. Sometimes we'll really ramp things up and make them watch Coca-Cola's diversity training on a 12-hour loop."
Terror suspects will be subjected to lengthy lectures about cis-male privilege, heteronormative patriarchy, and microaggressive mansplaining. Sources say these lectures are 1,282% more effective than regular old waterboarding.
Critics have criticized the new interrogation method, saying that such cruel torture should be limited only to American universities.

Comment:
if they institute this in SERE training the washout rate will soar back up to what it was in the good old days.
I'm sure that the International Court at the Hague will have something to say about using such heinious tactics.
I wonder if they'll also add Kamaltoe Harris's cackle to the torture list.

Subjected to that would break anyone.

You have to love the Babylon Bee. Their sarcasm stings.

 

[cnm]

CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism​

The bastards...

 

[wamose]

I don't know what's worse, getting waterboarded or having to listen to John Brennen talk about anything.

 

[alang1216]

CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism​

The bastards...

I'm sure there is a test at the end and it's the kind where you find the most logical and reasonable answer and then pick the other one.

 

[Votto]

It many not make then talk but at the end of it all they will want to cut off their wing wang.


Sadistic.