Church = The BEST hot spot for hooking up.

[4Horsemen]

And why not? You ain't learning nothing.

Going in a wretched heathen and coming out a wretched heathen, just hungry. Time to go eat.

Pathetic. I see this every week. traffic jam by the local mega-church. one big fashion show and meat market.

Women getting outta their cars still got on their Saturday night mini skirt hooker dresses showing all manner of asscrack, thongs, and legs, with the same dirty drawls on. and the Dickons(Deacons) are looking hard and heavy too. You're there to hook up too so it's no worries. It's an "understanding" you have. You in da Lawd's house. just slide the number, you'll catch up later.

If you were one of the unlucky ones Saturday night at the club, don't worry, You are almost guaranteed to score a few numbers at Church on Sunday. and quite possibly round the bases with a home run quicker than your buddies did on Saturday.

The story about the Preacher's daughter is true. She's a stone cold freak.

Church = the Best place to Hook Up on Sunday. hands down.

who disagrees?

 

[Avatar4321]

What the heck are you talking about?

 

[ABikerSailor]

He's pissed because he got turned down on Friday and Saturday, and when he went to church, the only person who slipped him a phone number for a later hook up was some middle aged transvestite seeking salvation.

 

[Dreamy]

You like the church ladies eh 4Horsemen? I don't know much about those mega churches but they seem mega interesting based on your telling of the going ons there on Sunday.

 

[Truthseeker420]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyJI9xDUYV8]Crazy Screaming Christian at some jesus camp - YouTube[/ame]

 

[koshergrl]

I think horseless is related to cammmmmppppbbbelllll

Same incoherent ranting...

 

[syrenn]

Interesting you should say this.... i asked this question..and the answer was ..church.

How is everyone? Haven't been around that much.

hiya Luissa....


say.... got a question for you as a single mother.....

Where would you suggest single fathers go hang out to find single moms?

Church.

 

[syrenn]

I think horseless is related to cammmmmppppbbbelllll

Same incoherent ranting...

Damn woman...i was just going to send you a link to this! .......

 

[koshergrl]

As Jesus said, he didn't come to help the people who don't need it.

 

[Dreamy]

 

[koshergrl]

What on earth are "dirty drawls"?

 

[Dreamy]

What on earth are "dirty drawls"?

Not sure but is it wrong for me to like this thread in a perverse way.


Don't mind me. I'll just hang over here in this pew in the back.

 

[Unkotare]

He's pissed because he got turned down on Friday and Saturday, and when he went to church, the only person who slipped him a phone number for a later hook up was some middle aged transvestite seeking salvation.

And he never called you?

 

[Unkotare]

And why not? You ain't learning nothing.

Going in a wretched heathen and coming out a wretched heathen, just hungry. Time to go eat.

Pathetic. I see this every week. traffic jam by the local mega-church. one big fashion show and meat market.

Women getting outta their cars still got on their Saturday night mini skirt hooker dresses showing all manner of asscrack, thongs, and legs, with the same dirty drawls on. and the Dickons(Deacons) are looking hard and heavy too. You're there to hook up too so it's no worries. It's an "understanding" you have. You in da Lawd's house. just slide the number, you'll catch up later.

If you were one of the unlucky ones Saturday night at the club, don't worry, You are almost guaranteed to score a few numbers at Church on Sunday. and quite possibly round the bases with a home run quicker than your buddies did on Saturday.

The story about the Preacher's daughter is true. She's a stone cold freak.

Church = the Best place to Hook Up on Sunday. hands down.

who disagrees?

Do you have to work at being this much of an idiotic douchebag, or does it just come naturally to you?

 

[ABikerSailor]

He's pissed because he got turned down on Friday and Saturday, and when he went to church, the only person who slipped him a phone number for a later hook up was some middle aged transvestite seeking salvation.

And he never called you?

I guess you were the first one available.

Good on ya, you fucking tranny.

 

[nitroz]

I'm still not going.

 

[there4eyeM]

Certainly an amusing variation from the repetitive threads. Nothing too profound that might cause brain pain. Probably is a motivation for some. It wouldn't be too far from Biblical edict, "Be fruitful and multiply." Gotta start somewhere if ya wanna multiply!

 

[ABikerSailor]

Does that mean the preacher's daughter is fair game?

(I've heard she's a slut.....................)

 

[there4eyeM]

Does that mean the preacher's daughter is fair game?

(I've heard she's a slut.....................)

A slut! Tsk, tsk, tsk. Call her 'rich in desire'.

 

[editec]

And why not? You ain't learning nothing.

Going in a wretched heathen and coming out a wretched heathen, just hungry. Time to go eat.

Pathetic. I see this every week. traffic jam by the local mega-church. one big fashion show and meat market.

Women getting outta their cars still got on their Saturday night mini skirt hooker dresses showing all manner of asscrack, thongs, and legs, with the same dirty drawls on. and the Dickons(Deacons) are looking hard and heavy too. You're there to hook up too so it's no worries. It's an "understanding" you have. You in da Lawd's house. just slide the number, you'll catch up later.

If you were one of the unlucky ones Saturday night at the club, don't worry, You are almost guaranteed to score a few numbers at Church on Sunday. and quite possibly round the bases with a home run quicker than your buddies did on Saturday.

The story about the Preacher's daughter is true. She's a stone cold freak.

Church = the Best place to Hook Up on Sunday. hands down.

who disagrees?

WOW!

What church do YOU go to?

I'm feeling a sudden need to get back in touch with the baby Jesus.