Chris Christie to come out about not being picked as VP

[ElmerMudd]

Chris Christie will be reveaing this week that he was not picked as VP by Donald Trump because of his weight. Mr. Trump called Mr. Piggy and Mr. Housekeeper. Trump insisted that Christie lose weight if he wanted to be considered for the VP. Trump is very consistent in how he treats over weight people whether they be Miss Universe or his VP.

 

[Compost]

Oh, will the hate filled fat shaming ever end?! It's time for Fat Lives Matter!

 

[NYcarbineer]

VP? Very Portly...Vulgar Pig...Vituperative Porker...

Comon! Christie was perfect.

 

[Fiero425]

VP? Very Portly...Vulgar Pig...Vituperative Porker...

Comon! Christie was perfect.

That wouldn't make sense; both having to go to court before the election! Trump U and the foundation on The Donald and Bridge-gate blowing up in New Jersey on Porky! That would be a real novel ticket; esp. with their finger-pointing at the opposition!

 

[whitehall]

The left must be absolutely desperate to pursue this tactic.

 

[Fenton Lum]

VP? Very Portly...Vulgar Pig...Vituperative Porker...

Comon! Christie was perfect.

Perhaps codes needed to be amended in too many locations to have them both on stage at once.