Chinatown Heist!

Abishai100

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One last one about blood-diamond fury...and fume! Enjoy,



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Chinatown Philadelphia had become a hub of great pluralism exchange and commerce diadems. People in Chinatown liked things like 7-11 sneakers and diamond handkerchiefs!

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Chinatown Philadelphia offered great night-lights and eating out experience. There were differing brands of restaurants offering levels of service and cuisine for the lover of Asian cuisine! This was a place of cultural significance to Americans on the East Coast.

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However, Amlan Satan's a Chinatown resident and happens to be a real-life pirate. He's intending to steal some diamonds from a Chinatown bank belonging to a ruthless baron who runs blood diamonds from warlord hands in Africa. Amlan wants to move the diamonds from the underground into the hands of Jewish merchants near Chinatown.

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AMLAN: I like making anime-adventure graphics and artworks for online forums when I'm not plotting pirate adventures.

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Amlan Satan also liked collecting all kinds of robot-toys which to him symbolized a modernism focus on the social fascination with combat and espionage. He liked spy films and Bond fanfiction and robot-toys reminded him of matrix imagination!

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Amlan wanted to take the baron's blood diamonds from the Chinatown bank and safely move them into the hands of his underworld liaison who'd be able to move them for cash into a safe Zurich account in Europe. The blood diamond heist would require great cunning, since the baron really hoarded these stones of hell.

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The baron was managing a Chinatown restaurant with the help of a wealthy Argentine fat-cat and his unscrupulous daughter Minmay. The restaurant, Peking Noodle, catered to the criminal underworld and offered high-priced cuisine items on the Asian menu. Meanwhile, Peking Noodle also moved shipments of cocaine from British Columbia (BC) and this father-daughter drug duet was a nice social anti-symbol of Chinatown Philadelphia vice.

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AMLAN: I'm walking into that Chinatown bank claiming I'm ex-Interpol with access rights to the baron's safe-box.
DETECTIVE JACK: Man, I doubt they'll think you care about African terrorism just because you claim you're Interpol fringe.
AMLAN: We'll see, Jack.

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Amlan successfully raided the Chinatown Philadelphia bank of the baron's blood diamonds, going so far as to bring a miniature toy water-gun filled with corrosive HCL acid and a forged/fake Interpol decommissioned ID card. The manager told the press, "We're sure this pirate was working on the fringe to intercede some new blood-diamond traffic between Philly and NY, friends!"

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The Chinatown Philadelphia writers declared Amlan Satan a modern-day Robin Hood, since the baron whose evil stones were heisted was known to be a ruthless Gargoyle or Gorgon. Suddenly, people called Satan the Dartmouth, in reference to his swift use of persuasive words and aim. He kept the alias as his new pirate signature of course!

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CHINATOWN POLICE: We hate blood diamonds like anyone, and we'll catch this Dartmouth pirate for certain.

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Dartmouth ambled through Chinatown with a signature capitalism T signifying a modernism focus on the contours of law.

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AMLAN: Let's enjoy this noodle-and-soup together, darling!
GIRLFRIEND: Man, they're going to cook you in a spit, Satan.
AMLAN: No worries; this is simply blood-diamond extraction.
GIRLFRIEND: Be a careful dentist then, sweet.
AMLAN: Yeah yeah, can't worry with all this noodle-dent!

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His girlfriend knew nothing of all this piracy work or blood diamond hellmouth and continued to manage her private kung-fu Cobra dojo in Chinatown Philly, and he did his hardest to make sure she's not implicated in any form of modern depression.

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Amlan/Dartmouth meanwhile gained some art-circle fame online with a series of Street-Fighter artworks signifying a modern urban commerical imagination focus on the levels of traffic vigilance and gang-theatrics. This was Chinatown Philly magic, friends.

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DARTMOUTH/AMLAN: Blood diamonds suck, and Chinatown won't stand for such modern drinks.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)
 

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