Chicago Heist: American Tails

Abishai100

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One last heist tale, with some nifty if dark blood diamond denim! Inspired by The Untouchables. Thanks for reading (and enjoy),




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This is the story of two American bureaucrats in Chicago (Illinois/USA) who decided to pull of a daring bank heist of bearer-bonds belonging to a corrupt Saudi businessman living in the city. The two bureaucrats decided to become master-thieves in this unusual modern urban story of terrorism-veiling to create a dastardly network heist of very valuable bearer-bonds belonging to a very unholy man in Chicago. Follow along.

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BUREAUCRAT/THIEF 1 (Isaac Satan): This newsy man decides to pull of a heist to flee to Tahiti and open an island bar for tourists.

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BUREAUCRAT/THIEF 2 (Paul Shrader): This German-American emergency-room doctor is tired of Chicago hellfire.

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ISAAC: We'll both wear one of these 'Centurion' rings as a sign of loyalty.
PAUL: Yup, as long as we're both wearing these rings, we can trust each other, amigo!

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However, as this unusual tale unfolds, we learn that both Isaac and Paul are dating the same woman, a fair American woman named Rita who works at a law firm in Chicago. She's in love with the both of them and has no idea they're now working together as team-mates for this Chicago bank heist of the corrupt Saudi's bearer-bonds. Rita will wonder what the fate of Isaac and Paul becomes.

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Isaac and Paul dress up like madmen thieves, wearing basic ski-masks, and enter the Chicago Federal Reserve bank where the Saudi's bearer-bonds are stored, inside the vault-room. They pull out water-guns filled with corrosive HCL acid and grab the guard by the entrance-gate and use their megaphone to announce inside that they're going to take the bearer-bonds belonging to the Saudi Ali Fahd. The guards inside the bank and the manager are shocked and think these two lunatics think they're some kind of gladiatorial movie stars.

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However, one of the guards whispers to the bank manager that the Saudi Ali Fahd is implicated in some strange underworld activity in Chicago and is thought to be generally a bad dude and corrupt baron with ties to the nefarious blood diamond highway in South Africa. This guard suggests to the bank manager that perhaps these two masked thief-lunatic bandits are thinking they're heroes while serving some other minion in the Chicago underworld and advises the manager to simply let the freaks take Fahd's bearer-bonds from the respected bank which is federally insured in any case!

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ISAAC: This is great, they think we're flies in the ointment.
PAUL: Let's just grab the bearer-bonds before other gargoyles pop out of sewers!

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The bank is such a nice building and Isaac and Paul decided to take nice snapshots with their handy-dandy iPhones. They show these photos to the bank manager who's escorted one of them inside the bank vault to grab Fahd's corrupt bearer-bonds. They take about $20 million worth of Fahd's insured bearer-bonds and walk out of the esteemed Chicago bank, still masked of course.

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ISAAC: I don't think anyone tripped the alarms.
PAUL: Let's split up just in case some hero-wannabe did just that!

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Isaac takes the subway out of the city, while Paul takes their rental getaway Audi car out of the city. They call the Chicago PD and inform them anonymously that underworld gangsters have lifted the corrupt Saudi Ali Fahd's bearer-bonds and are headed outside the city but aren't sure if the thieves are on foot, in the subway, or in a speeding car. The cops rush to the bank and get the official statemetns from the manager and guards.

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At the bank, they find an audio recording left by Isaac and Paul describing all the underworld ties of the corrupt Saudi Ali Fahd.

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The cops and detective assess that the federally insured bearer-bonds belonging to Ali Fahd which are now stolen in half amount are worth much and offer a paper-trail to Fahd's underworld ties to the blood diamond nexus in North America. The cops decide to try to track where the thieves will exchange or sell these bearer-bonds to establish some underworld chain of communication leading to Fahd's blood diamond tower in North America (and Chicago!).

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Meanwhile, there're cops scouring the city for both a possible getaway car, maybe a rental car(!), and the subway stations, to see if the thieves are getting away either by train or car. However, the bearer-bonds are hidden in the upholstery of Paul's getaway Audi car, and they aren't in the possession of Isaac, who's fleeing on the subway. While cops are interrogating Isaac on the subway station, Paul is getting away from a cop inspection of his car on the road, since they're unable to find the bearer-bonds hidden in the rental Audi's floor-panels!

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CHICAGO SUN: It's intriguing how modern thievery has created all sorts of bubble-talk about underworld imagination!

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FBI: We care more about these awful blood diamond implications than these two goons who've lifted the disgusting bearer-bonds!

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)
 

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