Check-Mate: the Infidelity Test kit

[Abbey Normal]

Check out this eBay listing.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=5658602348&Category=11780

Preview:

"Do you suffer from the nightmare of suspicion and doubt caused by the infidelity of a cheating spouse? Now you can find out what's really going on the quick and easy way with the CheckMate Infidelity Test Kit. For the first time ever you can actually monitor your spouse's sexual activity outside of the relationship by detecting dried semen stains that are left in their undergarments after sex. The Infidelity Test Kit from CheckMate can test 5 or more articles of clothing for the presence of semen. Now you can be the first to know instead of the last with the original CheckMate Infidelity Test Kit...

Wow. Kind of like the CSI home kit.

 

[Shattered]

Just out of curiousity... What on EARTH were you searching for to have found <i>that</i>?!

 

[Nienna]

Just out of curiousity... What on EARTH were you searching for to have found <i>that</i>?!

Chess. It had to be something related to chess.

 

[manu1959]

if DMP's wife used this on his shorts he would have to admit that he was cheating on her with "Jill"

 

[Shattered]

Chess. It had to be something related to chess.

Yeah.. That's it. GOTTA be...

 

[Nienna]

if DMP's wife used this on his shorts he would have to admit that he was cheating on her with "Jill"

Eeewwww.

 

[manu1959]

Eeewwww.

you say that like ..... well like.... oh nevermind......

 

[Nienna]

you say that like ..... well like.... oh nevermind......

Actually, I think excessive time with "Jill" could constitute infidelity.
Uh-huh-huh-heh-hmm. :steps up to podium:
1 Corinthians 7:4 The wife's body does not belong to her alone, but also to her husband. In the same way, the husband's body does not belong to him alone, but also to his wife.
:steps back from podium:

So, if my husband spends a lot of time MAN-HANDling my goods, I'd be in danger of losing the INTEREST I might otherwise have earned from my stock. You know what I'm saying?

Just my POV.

 

[dilloduck]

Actually, I think excessive time with "Jill" could constitute infidelity.
Uh-huh-huh-heh-hmm. :steps up to podium:
1 Corinthians 7:4 The wife's body does not belong to her alone, but also to her husband. In the same way, the husband's body does not belong to him alone, but also to his wife.
:steps back from podium:

So, if my husband spends a lot of time MAN-HANDling my goods, I'd be in danger of losing the INTEREST I might otherwise have earned from my stock. You know what I'm saying?

Just my POV.

not really but I'm interested in trying to understand

 

[manu1959]

Actually, I think excessive time with "Jill" could constitute infidelity.
Uh-huh-huh-heh-hmm. :steps up to podium:
1 Corinthians 7:4 The wife's body does not belong to her alone, but also to her husband. In the same way, the husband's body does not belong to him alone, but also to his wife.
:steps back from podium:

So, if my husband spends a lot of time MAN-HANDling my goods, I'd be in danger of losing the INTEREST I might otherwise have earned from my stock. You know what I'm saying?

Just my POV.

reasonable .... so does that mean when my wife asks me if she looks fat in a pair of pants i should quote corinthians 7:4 and say ...."yes!"

...as the man in the shower said when caught letting "jill" wash him.....it is mine and i will wash it as fast as i like.

 

[Nienna]

not really but I'm interested in trying to understand

Yeah... you're just trying to bait me into saying something that will embarrass myself. :tng:

 

[dilloduck]

Yeah... you're just trying to bait me into saying something that will embarrass myself. :tng:

LOL no Mom---I wouldn't do that to you----now there's a few OTHER's around I might try that one on ! :cof:

You just bring up an interesting little scenario as Manu has already pointed out.

 

[manu1959]

LOL no Mom---I wouldn't do that to you----now there's a few OTHER's around I maight try that one on ! :cof:

You just bring up an interesting little scenario as Manu has already pointed out.

sorry dude didn't mean to be so quick there......but "jill" has been visitng a little too often....

 

[dilloduck]

sorry dude didn't mean to be so quick there......but "jill" has been visitng a little too often....

Np---Jill is good to everyone .

 

[Nienna]

reasonable .... so does that mean when my wife asks me if she looks fat in a pair of pants i should quote corinthians 7:4 and say ...."yes!"

I guess, you could... but she would still belong to you, and then she'd be !

...as the man in the shower said when caught letting "jill" wash him.....it is mine and i will wash it as fast as i like.

LOL! But why not call your wife in and let her wash...uh... you?

 

[manu1959]

I guess, you could... but she would still belong to you, and then she'd be !


LOL! But why not call your wife in and let her wash...uh... you?

LOL.....yes she would be crying and i would be dead.....want to hear something funny....guess what my wife's name is?

 

[Nienna]

LOL.....yes she would be crying and i would be dead.....want to hear something funny....guess what my wife's name is?

No! That can't be true!

 

[dilloduck]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

 

[manu1959]

No! That can't be true!

yep.................Jill

 

[dilloduck]

I guess, you could... but she would still belong to you, and then she'd be !


LOL! But why not call your wife in and let her wash...uh... you?

Would you really bust him for "cheating" on ya like that---- with--"Jane" ?