CDC bans red pills.

[MaryL]

CDC has determine truth to be detrimental to their whims and contradicts their "sky is falling" narrative.
CDC Cautions Against Taking The Red Pill "We've seen a lot of people recommend taking the red pill," said CDC Director Rochelle Walensky.

If you see this pill or anything looking like it, call the CDC immediately. Please avoid any contact, cover eyes and ears to avoid contamination as truth is extremely contagious.

 

[FA_Q2]

I assume you are referring to the Bee:

CDC Cautions Against Taking The Red Pill

ATLANTA, GA—The CDC has cautioned Americans against taking the red pill, as it can lead to severe side effects such as "realizing the truth about the way our society is manipulated by the elites" and "spending all your time on YouTube watching Jordan Peterson videos."

babylonbee.com

You really should link your source material.

 

[MaryL]

reall

I assume you are referring to the Bee:

CDC Cautions Against Taking The Red Pill

ATLANTA, GA—The CDC has cautioned Americans against taking the red pill, as it can lead to severe side effects such as "realizing the truth about the way our society is manipulated by the elites" and "spending all your time on YouTube watching Jordan Peterson videos."

babylonbee.com

You really should link your source material.

You realize this was satire, right? Don't get a (Babyon) Bee in your bonnet.

 

[Thinker101]

CDC has determine truth to be detrimental to their whims and contradicts their "sky is falling" narrative.
CDC Cautions Against Taking The Red Pill "We've seen a lot of people recommend taking the red pill," said CDC Director Rochelle Walensky. View attachment 541140

If you see this pill or anything looking like it, call the CDC immediately. Please avoid any contact, cover eyes and ears to avoid contamination as truth is extremely contagious.

Sure, don't take the red pill unless Biden mandates, the Biden government has your back...trust them.

 

[FA_Q2]

reall

You realize this was satire, right? Don't get a (Babyon) Bee in your bonnet.

Yes.

Does that matter? I simply stated you should link your source material. I found it quite hilarious.

 

[Samofvt]

I'll bet you're like me, aren't you neo? "why oh why didn't I take the blue pill"

Fact check this

 

[frigidweirdo]

CDC has determine truth to be detrimental to their whims and contradicts their "sky is falling" narrative.
CDC Cautions Against Taking The Red Pill "We've seen a lot of people recommend taking the red pill," said CDC Director Rochelle Walensky. View attachment 541140

If you see this pill or anything looking like it, call the CDC immediately. Please avoid any contact, cover eyes and ears to avoid contamination as truth is extremely contagious.

The blue pill is the only pill you'll ever need.

 

[Roudy]

Biden voters prefer the suppository pill.
True story dude.