Carry on Covid

[Tommy Tainant]

The Carry on films were a staple of British cinema during the 50s and 60s, Carry on Cleo, Carry on Camping, Carry on up the Khyber being huge hits. Basically the plot was a group of incompetents are put in a situation where they screw everything up in an hilarious way.
Carry on Covid is a film that has to be made because our conservative government are so fucking shit.

Coronavirus PPE: all 400,000 gowns flown from Turkey for NHS fail UK standards
Roar with laughter as the government order 400k surgical ppe gowns from Turkey, to allay fears that our healthcare workers dont have any protection. Chuckle as the much heralded consignment fails to arrive because the useless fuckers forgot to fill in the paperwork for customs. And finally, shake your head in sadness as the whole consignment fails to meet British safety standards. Its a right Carry on mate.

 

[Auld Phart]

To make it work, you would need Sid James.

and he's long gone

 

[CWayne]

The entire response of the British government has been a carry on for just about everything.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

To make it work, you would need Sid James.

and he's long gone

Pretty much all of the giants have passed. Babs is still with us though.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

The entire response of the British government has been a carry on for just about everything.

Its a Government of "no talents". Johnson purged all the ones with ability to reduce opposition.

 

[CWayne]

The entire response of the British government has been a carry on for just about everything.

Its a Government of "no talents". Johnson purged all the ones with ability to reduce opposition.

The fact that your government followed the isolation policy thereby causing more deaths is proof that you are correct.

Hey, have you turned in any little old ladies lately? Don't you have a quota or something?

 

[Tommy Tainant]

The entire response of the British government has been a carry on for just about everything.

Its a Government of "no talents". Johnson purged all the ones with ability to reduce opposition.

The fact that your government followed the isolation policy thereby causing more deaths is proof that you are correct.

Hey, have you turned in any little old ladies lately? Don't you have a quota or something?

The government failure to implement the isolation policy is the reason we have so many deaths. They are still not testing 15000 arrivals a day from covid hotspots. Only dopey donny is making them look not so bad.

 

[TNHarley]

British tv is shit

 

[Tommy Tainant]

The greatest line in film comedy EVER !!

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Meanwhile the useless tory government releases the report on the independent scientific advice they received.

As you can see, everything is as it should be.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Coronavirus: You can meet a new person in park every day, health secretary says - as he denies new rules are confusing

Matt Hancock confirms people in England can now meet a different person - individually - in a park every day.

news.sky.com

Useless conservative government clarifies its clarification of muddled lockdown rules. Britain reels from tory misinformation as we struggle to follow the science. To explain it is easy - we are allowed to have cleaners,carers and workmen in our homes but not visiting members of family. We can meet one person a day in the park but that needs to be confirmed as different ministers have different views. We must go to work if we can but not on public transport. Our kids cannot go to school unless we are essential workers but if we arent we need to sort something out within the social distancing guidelines where possible. We are now to "stay alert" rather than "stay safe" as we flood the beaches and parks but this only applies to England, Wales and Scotland want nothing to do with johnsons shit how. many thousands will die and Welsh police will be overwhelmed blocking roads into Wales from virus ridden England. Only the better offs are safe because they can work from home.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Coronavirus: PM quizzed over 'unexplained' care home deaths

Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer says 10,000 extra deaths in April must be accounted for, as he questions the PM.

www.bbc.co.uk

Johnson is being dissected every week by Starmer at pmq. The fat fuck is alone and lost without 300 braying jackasses cheering him when he farts. Maybe he will adopt the trump tactic of running away from awkward questions ?
Meanwhile thousands continue to die in care homes due to his negligence.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

The Tories turn parliament into the worldâs worst theme park | John Crace

Jacob Rees-Mogg quashes digital Commons in favour of every vote becoming a 45-minute conga line

www.theguardian.com

This one is a great example of Carry on Covid.
The tories have scrapped remote voting and have introduced social distancing voting which requires soviet style queuing and discriminates against those who cannot attend parliament. This is what it looks like. Conservatism in action.

The Tories turn parliament into the worldâs worst theme park | John Crace

Jacob Rees-Mogg quashes digital Commons in favour of every vote becoming a 45-minute conga line

www.theguardian.com

 

[watchingfromafar]

People die from COVID-19 because their lungs fill up with fluids that prevent the lung lining from passing oxygen to the blood stream.

This can be limited by putting the bed in a 20-degree slant that keeps the head lower than the rest of the body. This will allow gravity to force the fluids out of the lungs. The patient will cough and spit these fluids out and not left in the lungs to accumulate.

& the patient should also be kept lying down with back up.

Just a suggestion

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