Caring for Pets Left Behind by the Rapture

[Mr.Fitnah]

Caring for Pets Left Behind by the Rapture
For a fee, this service will place your dog or cat in the home of a caring atheist on Judgment Day

Many people in the U.S.—perhaps 20 million to 40 million—believe there will be a Second Coming in their lifetimes, followed by the Rapture . In this event, they say, the righteous will be spirited away to a better place while the godless remain on Earth. But what will become of all the pets?

Bart Centre, 61, a retired retail executive in New Hampshire, says many people are troubled by this question, and he wants to help. He started a service called Eternal Earth-Bound Pets that promises to rescue and care for animals left behind by the saved.

 

[uscitizen]

Why would anyone want to go to heaven if they don't allow pets there?

 

[Luissa]

If it does happen, I will gladly take some pets.
I will need something to eat.

 

[theDoctorisIn]

This man is a genius.

 

[CrimsonWhite]

That website is surreal.

 

[blu]

forgot about this site. it is full of so much win.

 

[blu]

"# If subscriber loses his/her faith and/or the Rapture occurs and subscriber is not Raptured (aka is "left behind") EE-BP disclaims any liability; no refund will be tendered. "

bwhahaha

 

[rightwinger]

Taking money from rapture believers should be encouraged. They won't need it anyway

 

[Douger]

This man is a genius.

He sure is and he set up shop in the right place.
Only a totally stupid 'Murkin would sign up for it.

He'll be richer than Gates in a year !

 

[Ravi]

This man is a genius.

And then some. Why don't I ever think of these things first? sigh

 

[bodecea]

This man is a genius.

Indeed. He will find people stupid enough to pay him, won't he?

 

[Missourian]

I believe.

 

[Mr Natural]

This really puts the end timers in a bind. If they don't pay this guy, it means they don't belieive strongly enough which means the won't get raputurized when the end comes.

In other words, they're fucked.

 

[Gadawg73]

I am waiting for the next time the Hale Bot comet comes near here.
I have my high top black Nike sneakers with white laces ready.

 

[Coyote]

I wonder how many people have bought into it?

 

[Mike458877]

Caring for Pets Left Behind by the Rapture
For a fee, this service will place your dog or cat in the home of a caring atheist on Judgment Day

Many people in the U.S.—perhaps 20 million to 40 million—believe there will be a Second Coming in their lifetimes, followed by the Rapture . In this event, they say, the righteous will be spirited away to a better place while the godless remain on Earth. But what will become of all the pets?

Bart Centre, 61, a retired retail executive in New Hampshire, says many people are troubled by this question, and he wants to help. He started a service called Eternal Earth-Bound Pets that promises to rescue and care for animals left behind by the saved.

Amazing!

 

[Nosmo King]

P.T Barnum was right! There is a sucker born every minute!

 

[uscitizen]

P.T Barnum was right! There is a sucker born every minute!

Yep it is what keeps politics going.

 

[strollingbones]

alrightie....i am a pagan and an animal lover...

i will do this for 90 bucks plus 5 bucks for the additional pets....

i prefer paypal..

x the rat is gonna cost more....lol

 

[strollingbones]

on a serious note....do you people...(christians) really believe that the rapture will happen?

2nd: do you realize that the disciplines thought jesus would return in their lifetimes....so this is hardly new

now come on envision this rapture....families will be divided...on and on....will mothers be taken from their children? are children innocents? yall do realize that the rapture....word and concept are relatively new and the word rapture like eternity is never used in the bible....