can't remind the punchline!

[schlock]

does anyone remember the punchline to this classic joke?
what did one **** say to the other ****?
for the life of me I cannot remember!!!

 

[Mr. H.]

I wrote that years ago. It's an original, and it copyrighted.

Expect to hear from my attorney.

 

[Mr. H.]

Just kidding of course. Lighten up!