Campus Emergency: Safe Spaces being created due to offensive "Tequila Party"

[bucs90]

Bowdoin creates safe spaces for victims of tequila themed party

Oh my gawd. These poor liberal college students. No one should have to suffer such inhumanity.

Apparently as the college says they were notified of...get this...."an incident of ethnic stereotyping"!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!

What was it? A female student threw a birthday party for a friend. Her friend apparently likes tequila (college chicks...God they're great).

So....she threw a tequila party. STOP THE PRESSES!!!! THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO HISPANICS!!!!! Word is....in the room with the tequila somewhere was a small Sombrero hat.


The college has begun forming "safe spaces" for students who feel frightened by this incident.


God damn our country is so fucked.

 

[The Great Goose]

God damn our country is so fucked.

Yes it is.

Are hispanics evena fucken minority anymore anyway? Like wtf! I'm sure they are comfy enough in their masses.

 

[bucs90]

Seriously....how in the HELL are these fucking liberals ever going to survive in the workplace??? Can you imagine having daily workplace protests and emails to the boss and CEO about everything they find offensive??

 

[Hossfly]

Bowdoin creates safe spaces for victims of tequila themed party

Oh my gawd. These poor liberal college students. No one should have to suffer such inhumanity.

Apparently as the college says they were notified of...get this...."an incident of ethnic stereotyping"!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!

What was it? A female student threw a birthday party for a friend. Her friend apparently likes tequila (college chicks...God they're great).

So....she threw a tequila party. STOP THE PRESSES!!!! THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO HISPANICS!!!!! Word is....in the room with the tequila somewhere was a small Sombrero hat.


The college has begun forming "safe spaces" for students who feel frightened by this incident.


God damn our country is so fucked.

 

[bucs90]

Soon...companies are gonna need "Safe Rooms".

Painted a soft neutral lavender color. Soft plush maroon carpet. (Hey....cant have any color that indicates a skin tone)

Some music...but non offensive music. Soft yoga gongs and hums....OR...some Jay Z music which uses the phrases nig*gers and fag*ots frequently and glorifies guns while objectifying women/"bitches and hos"...but it's ok...he's not offensive to them.

Some environmentally friendly snacks. Soy beans and wheat grass. Water filtered through an endangered toads ass.

No talking allowed. None. Only preapproved hand held signs with non offensive phrases on them. "Hello are you okay?" "Yes and No". "You are safe." "You are special and tolerant and so not white privilged". Things like that. They'll communicate by showing these to each other.

It's gonna be so....safe and comfortable.

 

[Grandma]

It's pretty clear you guys didn't read the article, there was more to it than a bottle of tequila.

It's also clear that you're completely disconnected from modern college campus life.

 

[bucs90]

It's pretty clear you guys didn't read the article, there was more to it than a bottle of tequila.

It's also clear that you're completely disconnected from modern college campus life.

Yes...there was more to it than tequila!!

There was......A HAT!!!!! OH THE HORROR!!!!

 

[bucs90]

Political correctness devours yet another college, fighting over mini-sombreros

Holy shit. I read up on this more...

They're kicking the students out! And.....the student who threw the tequila party that had a Sombrero.....IS HISPANIC!!! From Colombia!!!

And just when you thought it couldn't get juicier....

The college administration throws and annual COLD WAR PARTY where the staff dresses in furs and hats like old Soviet Union members!!!

Cold War party for staff to dress like stereotypical Russians? Ok.

A tequila party where someone brings a small sombrero??? EXPULSION.

 

[bucs90]

OVER THIS!!!!

 

[baileyn45]

Seriously....how in the HELL are these fucking liberals ever going to survive in the workplace??? Can you imagine having daily workplace protests and emails to the boss and CEO about everything they find offensive??

Unfortunately they will be the basis of the next generation of frivolous lawsuits.