Called my sister

[Andrew36]

I called my sister and told her that I'm on my way to white river junction, Vermont...
I messed up and my lease is over, because according to the rules I'm a bad guy today...
The apartment don't give a damn..

I can continue to work in Concord, NH and get a transfer to a closer location after a year.
Don't worry, I got an efficiency for $170 a week and I'm on my way to it...

I'm just taking a break at a coffee shop outside Concord..

She asked me why I'm taking a break...

I told her I have only two wheels..
It ain't like a car...
I learned my lesson about driving these things angry.
I'm alright enough to drive now..

I smoked a half a pack of cigarettes...
Took two Allegra, non drowsy antihistamine..
Had a shot of crown royal..
Ate a candy bar, had a cup of coffee and an Italian sub sandwich..
Listened to music..
Watched some joke videos....

Now I'm good to go.

She asked me how bad I screwed up...
I said...
Epically.
I'll talk to you about it tomorrow night.

That's what I told my sister...
And I told her I love her.

 

[1srelluc]

Well the mods might put up with you but I won't.

 

[Meister]

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