California Republicans flee to Texas and Florida in search of a dumber governor!

[DrLove]

CALIFORNIA (The Borowitz Report)—Despondent after yesterday’s recall election, millions of California Republicans are fleeing the state for Florida and Texas in search of dumber governors.​

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The Republicans are choosing to leave their lives in California behind rather than put up with another year and a half of a governor who oppressively follows science.​

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Harland Dorrinson, a real-estate agent in Orange County, said that he was leaving for a new life in Florida with little more than the Rolex on his arm.​

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“I looked at myself in the mirror and asked, Can I really live under the tyranny of a governor who blindly adheres to verifiable reality?” he said. “I decided I’d be better off with Ron DeSantis.”​

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Although he is excited about starting over in the Sunshine State, Dorrinson said that choosing between Florida and Texas was “one of the toughest decisions” of his life.​

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“With Governor Abbott and Governor DeSantis, you really can’t go wrong,” he said. “Both of them oppose mask mandates. Both of them oppose vaccine mandates. But DeSantis has actually had his videos banned from YouTube for spreading covid misinformation. That was the tiebreaker for me.”​

California Republicans Flee to Florida and Texas in Search of Dumber Governors

They chose to leave rather than put up with a governor who oppressively follows science.

www.newyorker.com

 

[Auld Phart]

Dumber than Newsome?

an impossible quest.

 

[DrLove]

Dumber than Newsome?

an impossible quest.

DeSantis won the tiebreaker.

 

[Meathead]

Dumber than Newsome?

an impossible quest.

Yeah, they don't come any dumber than Newsome or sleazier than Cuomo.

 

[Confederate Soldier]

Good for you, democrat! We'll be more than happy to leave you to your Utopian pipe dream, and let us go and set up our own little wonderland! You leave us the fuck alone, and we'll leave you the fuck alone! Simple and fair deal all around!

 

[sealybobo]

Dumber than Newsome?

an impossible quest.

People who leave California for Texas are very sad to have downgraded so much. Cali is where it's at. Can't deny it. Unless you are broke then bye bye.

 

[BrokeLoser]

CALIFORNIA (The Borowitz Report)—Despondent after yesterday’s recall election, millions of California Republicans are fleeing the state for Florida and Texas in search of dumber governors.​

​

The Republicans are choosing to leave their lives in California behind rather than put up with another year and a half of a governor who oppressively follows science.​

​

Harland Dorrinson, a real-estate agent in Orange County, said that he was leaving for a new life in Florida with little more than the Rolex on his arm.​

​

“I looked at myself in the mirror and asked, Can I really live under the tyranny of a governor who blindly adheres to verifiable reality?” he said. “I decided I’d be better off with Ron DeSantis.”​

​

Although he is excited about starting over in the Sunshine State, Dorrinson said that choosing between Florida and Texas was “one of the toughest decisions” of his life.​

​

“With Governor Abbott and Governor DeSantis, you really can’t go wrong,” he said. “Both of them oppose mask mandates. Both of them oppose vaccine mandates. But DeSantis has actually had his videos banned from YouTube for spreading covid misinformation. That was the tiebreaker for me.”​

California Republicans Flee to Florida and Texas in Search of Dumber Governors

They chose to leave rather than put up with a governor who oppressively follows science.

www.newyorker.com

“California Republicans flee to Texas and Florida in search of a dumber governor!”​

You mean one that allow wetbacks sancuary, one that FORCES its citizens to fund the anchor babies of wetbacks, one that FORCES its citizens to wait in line behind wetbacks getting free care at the ER while they pay inflated costs, one that allows wetbacks to infiltrate and destroy its public school system, one that allows wetbacks to run blacks out of their neighborhoods….that “dumber government“?

 

[BrokeLoser]

People who leave California for Texas are very sad to have downgraded so much. Cali is where it's at. Can't deny it. Unless you are broke then bye bye.

Coming from a Lib in Detroit?

COMMENTARY: Illegal immigrants have turned California into the American Nightmare

Clearly, immigration — in the wrong form — does not lead to prosperity. California has become unlivable.

www.reviewjournal.com

 

[bodecea]

Dumber than Newsome?

an impossible quest.

Oh no....just look to Texas and Florida to start.

 

[DrLove]

“California Republicans flee to Texas and Florida in search of a dumber governor!”​

You mean one that allow wetbacks sancuary, one that FORCES its citizens to fund the anchor babies of wetbacks, one that FORCES its citizens to wait in line behind wetbacks getting free care at the ER while they pay inflated costs, one that allows wetbacks to infiltrate and destroy its public school system, one that allows wetbacks to run blacks out of their neighborhoods….that “dumber government“?

Excellent - I was hoping our resident racist would weigh in. You definitely need a dumber governor BL. If you can't decide between DeSantis and Abbott, just flip a coin!

 

[Auld Phart]

Oh no....just look to Texas and Florida to start.

I did

Newsome won hands down.

(He would have been second, but Cuomo 'retired')

 

[sealybobo]

Coming from a Lib in Detroit?

COMMENTARY: Illegal immigrants have turned California into the American Nightmare

Clearly, immigration — in the wrong form — does not lead to prosperity. California has become unlivable.

www.reviewjournal.com

You should go after the illegal employers who hire them. It's the corporations and rich people in california fucking you. Most of them Republicans. You know. The people who signed the petition to have a recall.