Brain-chipped Lawyer: One of the Worst Ideas in History

[boedicca]

I nominate this as one of the worst ideas in human history: putting chips in Lawyers Brains to make them "more efficient". A great many of our societal issues today are due to over-lawyering. Which reminds me of the old joke:

Q) What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A) A good start

Lawyers could have electronic chips implanted in their brain in a revolutionary step that may cut legal costs and reduce the number of solicitors needed to work on complex cases, a report from the Law Society suggests.

Proponents of neurotechnology for lawyers have argued that corporate clients will press for the chips as an efficiency measure, which could result City solicitors, who routinely charge £1,500 an hour, switching to “billable units of attention”.

Lawyers with brain chip implants will be better, faster and cheaper

Lawyers could have electronic chips implanted in their brain in a revolutionary step that may cut legal costs and reduce the number of solicitors needed to work

www.thetimes.co.uk

 

[The Irish Ram]

Gates is preparing chips with all kinds of wonderful "benefits" for the useless, eating herd...

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

Gates is preparing chips with all kinds of wonderful "benefits" for the useless, eating herd...

I swear I think about 10 posters here have chips implanted in their heads. Probably their asses too because that is where their real brain and thinking is

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I swear I think about 10 posters here have chips implanted in their heads. Probably their asses too because that is where their real brain and thinking is

You said that so well -- I think the brightest statement I've heard on this board.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

You said that so well -- I think the brightest statement I've heard on this board.

I forgot their leader Skews Spews has 5 also

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

You said that so well -- I think the brightest statement I've heard on this board.

WTF did you get suspended for?

 

[mamooth]

Thread summary:

"Trump cult losers ordered to get hysterical about nothing. They obey. Film at 11."

 

[Votto]

How to Control a Cockroach Using Your Smartphone

A project currently on Kickstarter would give supporters the tools to remote-control a cockroach using their smartphones.

news.yahoo.com

World leaders around the country, along with Billy Gates, are salivating over this.

They can not control cock roaches with implants using a cell phone.

PETA is upset about doing this to roaches because it is inhumane, however, good news for chippers is, PETA is supportive about this being done to lawyers as is the rest of the world and universe.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

WTF did you get suspended for?

Wouldn't tell me.

I thought that was kind of a given, that the hall monitors are not obligated to be forthcoming about their reasons for their decisions.

 

[boedicca]

Gates is preparing chips with all kinds of wonderful "benefits" for the useless, eating herd...

He's also breeding bugs.

 

[boedicca]

Thread summary:

"Trump cult losers ordered to get hysterical about nothing. They obey. Film at 11."

I think you took a wrong turn, swampy.

Nobody mentioned Trump until your feverish little two brain cells farted out the name.

 

[The Irish Ram]

He's also breeding bugs.

For us to eat...

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

For us to eat...

No, we'll go for the vegans first.

 

[boedicca]

No, we'll go for the vegans first.

Mmmmmm...long pig!

 

[whitehall]

A U.K fantasy. Maybe they should put chips in the royal family.

 

[The Irish Ram]

No, we'll go for the vegans first.

Bugs and fungus are already in the works. Bezos and Gates' food for the masses...

 

[boedicca]

Bugs and fungus are already in the works. Bezos and Gates' food for the masses...

Don't forget the lab grown meat! If you have the right social credit score, you get the human variety.