Biden tells Putin he must return his Oval Office keys!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a phone conversation that the White House characterized as “frank,” President Biden told the Russian President, Vladimir Putin, that he had to return his Oval Office keys.​

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Putin, who reportedly has had the keys since 2017, was taken aback by Biden’s demand, sources said.​

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“Look, pal, if you want to have a summit meeting, you’re gonna have to give back the keys,” Biden reportedly told the Russian. “Those are the rules of the road.”​

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Despite Putin’s response, which was described as “frosty,” sources indicated that Biden refused to give ground.​

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“Don’t get all mopey now, champ,” Biden said. “You had a good run.”​

Biden Tells Putin He Must Return His Oval Office Keys

“Look, pal, if you want to have a summit meeting, you’re gonna have to give back the keys,” Biden reportedly told the Russian.

www.newyorker.com

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Putin should take care of Chicom Biden personally. I would cheer to see it. Putin can take Biden's pudding away and watch him cry.

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a phone conversation that the White House characterized as “frank,” President Biden told the Russian President, Vladimir Putin, that he had to return his Oval Office keys.​

​

Putin, who reportedly has had the keys since 2017, was taken aback by Biden’s demand, sources said.​

​

“Look, pal, if you want to have a summit meeting, you’re gonna have to give back the keys,” Biden reportedly told the Russian. “Those are the rules of the road.”​

​

Despite Putin’s response, which was described as “frosty,” sources indicated that Biden refused to give ground.​

​

“Don’t get all mopey now, champ,” Biden said. “You had a good run.”​

Biden Tells Putin He Must Return His Oval Office Keys

“Look, pal, if you want to have a summit meeting, you’re gonna have to give back the keys,” Biden reportedly told the Russian.

www.newyorker.com

Like all good satire it contains elements of the truth .

 

[marvin martian]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a phone conversation that the White House characterized as “frank,” President Biden told the Russian President, Vladimir Putin, that he had to return his Oval Office keys.​

​

Putin, who reportedly has had the keys since 2017, was taken aback by Biden’s demand, sources said.​

​

“Look, pal, if you want to have a summit meeting, you’re gonna have to give back the keys,” Biden reportedly told the Russian. “Those are the rules of the road.”​

​

Despite Putin’s response, which was described as “frosty,” sources indicated that Biden refused to give ground.​

​

“Don’t get all mopey now, champ,” Biden said. “You had a good run.”​

Biden Tells Putin He Must Return His Oval Office Keys

“Look, pal, if you want to have a summit meeting, you’re gonna have to give back the keys,” Biden reportedly told the Russian.

www.newyorker.com

He gave them to Biden's #1 best girl for "safekeeping":

 

[two_iron]

Yeah, Joseph Stolen sure did tell Vladimir how the cow ate the corn....

Here's Plugs just beating Vlad to a pulp:

 

[DrLove]

He gave them to Biden's #1 best girl for "safekeeping":

You've now posted this picture 567 times. Think that's about enough?
So Rump's buddy Sergei Lavrov gave Jen at hat and she put it on for a photo op? Boring
Doubt if she and Kerry gave him any top secret intel in return eh?

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[Donald H]

There's no factor as strong as Russia hate to bring Americans together again. Or more correctly this time it's 'China, Russia' hate.

It's always somewhat dangerous on account of the nuclear deterrent and M.A.D., but it has a ominous upside of making the statement that one side of America's political battle is winning.

This will now start to be echoed on this rat's nest full of illiterates and extremist wanna-be fascists!

Satire for the more intellectual American!

 

[Oddball]

BORE-OWITZ SUCKS!