Biden has a plan to cut Tucker Carlson's emissions by 90 percent!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what might be the boldest initiative of his Presidency, Joe Biden announced that he would strive to cut Carlson emissions by as much as ninety per cent by 2025.​

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Underscoring the urgency of his proposal, Biden observed that Carlson emissions, even when compared to other notorious polluters like Sean Hannity and Laura Ingraham, were especially toxic.​

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The President’s ambitious plan, which includes retrofitting the nation’s televisions to automatically change the channel when Carlson appears, is unlikely to garner Republican support, but Biden remained undaunted.​

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“We owe it to our children and grandchildren to do this,” he said.​

Biden Announces Plan to Cut Carlson Emissions by Ninety Per Cent

Though unlikely to garner Republican support, the President remained undaunted.

www.newyorker.com

 

[konradv]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what might be the boldest initiative of his Presidency, Joe Biden announced that he would strive to cut Carlson emissions by as much as ninety per cent by 2025.​

​

Underscoring the urgency of his proposal, Biden observed that Carlson emissions, even when compared to other notorious polluters like Sean Hannity and Laura Ingraham, were especially toxic.​

​

The President’s ambitious plan, which includes retrofitting the nation’s televisions to automatically change the channel when Carlson appears, is unlikely to garner Republican support, but Biden remained undaunted.​

​

“We owe it to our children and grandchildren to do this,” he said.​

Biden Announces Plan to Cut Carlson Emissions by Ninety Per Cent

Though unlikely to garner Republican support, the President remained undaunted.

www.newyorker.com

I knew we could solve Global Warming, if we tried!

 

[themirrorthief]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what might be the boldest initiative of his Presidency, Joe Biden announced that he would strive to cut Carlson emissions by as much as ninety per cent by 2025.​

​

Underscoring the urgency of his proposal, Biden observed that Carlson emissions, even when compared to other notorious polluters like Sean Hannity and Laura Ingraham, were especially toxic.​

​

The President’s ambitious plan, which includes retrofitting the nation’s televisions to automatically change the channel when Carlson appears, is unlikely to garner Republican support, but Biden remained undaunted.​

​

“We owe it to our children and grandchildren to do this,” he said.​

Biden Announces Plan to Cut Carlson Emissions by Ninety Per Cent

Though unlikely to garner Republican support, the President remained undaunted.

www.newyorker.com

tucker is really getting to the communists

 

[DrLove]

tucker is really getting to the communists

Nah - He's just doing his usual schtick for our comic relief.
Lil Tuck is becoming Trumpier than Trump ...
He just may be your candidate in 2024 since Dear Leader may be in prison.

 

[konradv]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what might be the boldest initiative of his Presidency, Joe Biden announced that he would strive to cut Carlson emissions by as much as ninety per cent by 2025.​

​

Underscoring the urgency of his proposal, Biden observed that Carlson emissions, even when compared to other notorious polluters like Sean Hannity and Laura Ingraham, were especially toxic.​

​

The President’s ambitious plan, which includes retrofitting the nation’s televisions to automatically change the channel when Carlson appears, is unlikely to garner Republican support, but Biden remained undaunted.​

​

“We owe it to our children and grandchildren to do this,” he said.​

Biden Announces Plan to Cut Carlson Emissions by Ninety Per Cent

Though unlikely to garner Republican support, the President remained undaunted.

www.newyorker.com

tucker is really getting to the communists

He really doesn't have the time. Most of it's devoted to hiding from female members of the Armed Forces that want to kick his butt.

 

[Roudy]

Meanwhile, Tucker and FOX news continue to dominate for the last 15 years in a row, and Leftist propaganda fulla shit mouth pieces like CNN and MSNBC continue their ratings free fall, because nobody is buying their bullshit any longer.

 

[konradv]

Meanwhile, Tucker and FOX news continue to dominate for the last 15 years in a row, and Leftist propaganda fulla shit mouth pieces like CNN and MSNBC continue their ratings free fall, because nobody is buying their bullshit any longer.

Biden won. Trump lost. 'Nuff said.