"Because, because, as the leader, if I die, all hope is lost!"

[Smilodonfatalis]

"That's a misprint, you idiot. That's Moors." "Moops" "Moors" "Moops"

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"My mother caught me."

"You mean the panties your mother laid out for you."

"My ex-boyfriend came over last night and yadayadayada, I'm real tired today."

"Hey lady, how about taking your top off?"

"Soup is not a meal."

"No soup for you. Next!"

"The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry...I don't know what's with the papaya!"

"Jimmy's got the hots for you."

"A festivus for the rest of us."

"I'm giving you a raise!"

"I'm not gay...not that there's anything wrong with that."

"When the nipple makes its first appearance."

"If this weren't my son's wedding, I'd knock your teeth out you anti-dentite bastard."

"Sponge worthy."

"Big salad."

"You're a very bad man."

"The wheels are in motion."

"Poppy peed on the sofa."

 

[Mojo2]

"That's a misprint, you idiot. That's Moors." "Moops" "Moors" "Moops"

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"My mother caught me."

"You mean the panties your mother laid out for you."

"My ex-boyfriend came over last night and yadayadayada, I'm real tired today."

"Hey lady, how about taking your top off?"

"Soup is not a meal."

"No soup for you. Next!"

"The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry...I don't know what's with the papaya!"

"Jimmy's got the hots for you."

"A festivus for the rest of us."

"I'm giving you a raise!"

"I'm not gay...not that there's anything wrong with that."

"When the nipple makes its first appearance."

"If this weren't my son's wedding, I'd knock your teeth out you anti-dentite bastard."

"Sponge worthy."

"Big salad."

"You're a very bad man."

"The wheels are in motion."

"Poppy peed on the sofa."

After more than 15 years since the show left the network lineup those lines still seem as au courant today as they were back then.

Amazing.