Beat 'Em To The Punch!

[PoliticalChic]

Seems some bright real estate agent trademarked all the potential new names for the Redskins.


"...the story begins with local Alexandria real estate agent Philip Martin McCaulay, who in recent weeks outdueled Snyder to the trademarks for virtually every potential Redacteds’ nickname replacement in the English language, leaving the room temperature bologna sandwich of an owner nameless, if not penniless.



McCaulay’s one weak link appears to be the “Washington Warriors,” which is currently the favorite to become the bland new moniker of the NFL’s starchiest team, but Snyder shouldn't count his $500 ostrich eggs before they hatch, especially if he’s the one holding the basket. If Warriors falls through, here are a few of the options remaining following McCaulay’s savvy play.

Washington Filibusters

Washington Earmarks

Washington Washingtons

Washington 8th Grade School Field Trips

Washington Gun Lobbyists

Washington Fortunate Sons

Good luck and Snyder speed, Redacteds fans. If previous experience and the Gus Frerotte era is any indicator, this is going to get a lot worse before it gets better.

A D.C.-area realtor/genius just trademarked every possible Washington Redskins name replacement

The Washington Redskins are on the search for a new name but one local realtor may have beaten them to the punch.

www.golfdigest.com

 

[Oddball]

The Washington Bureaucrats....Piss away boatloads of money and make no discernible improvements.

 

[Mac-7]

Seems some bright real estate agent trademarked all the potential new names for the Redskins.


"...the story begins with local Alexandria real estate agent Philip Martin McCaulay, who in recent weeks outdueled Snyder to the trademarks for virtually every potential Redacteds’ nickname replacement in the English language, leaving the room temperature bologna sandwich of an owner nameless, if not penniless.



McCaulay’s one weak link appears to be the “Washington Warriors,” which is currently the favorite to become the bland new moniker of the NFL’s starchiest team, but Snyder shouldn't count his $500 ostrich eggs before they hatch, especially if he’s the one holding the basket. If Warriors falls through, here are a few of the options remaining following McCaulay’s savvy play.

Washington Filibusters

Washington Earmarks

Washington Washingtons

Washington 8th Grade School Field Trips

Washington Gun Lobbyists

Washington Fortunate Sons

Good luck and Snyder speed, Redacteds fans. If previous experience and the Gus Frerotte era is any indicator, this is going to get a lot worse before it gets better.

A D.C.-area realtor/genius just trademarked every possible Washington Redskins name replacement

The Washington Redskins are on the search for a new name but one local realtor may have beaten them to the punch.

www.golfdigest.com

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Keep the name “redskins” but change the logo to a russet potato

 

[PoliticalChic]

Seems some bright real estate agent trademarked all the potential new names for the Redskins.


"...the story begins with local Alexandria real estate agent Philip Martin McCaulay, who in recent weeks outdueled Snyder to the trademarks for virtually every potential Redacteds’ nickname replacement in the English language, leaving the room temperature bologna sandwich of an owner nameless, if not penniless.



McCaulay’s one weak link appears to be the “Washington Warriors,” which is currently the favorite to become the bland new moniker of the NFL’s starchiest team, but Snyder shouldn't count his $500 ostrich eggs before they hatch, especially if he’s the one holding the basket. If Warriors falls through, here are a few of the options remaining following McCaulay’s savvy play.

Washington Filibusters

Washington Earmarks

Washington Washingtons

Washington 8th Grade School Field Trips

Washington Gun Lobbyists

Washington Fortunate Sons

Good luck and Snyder speed, Redacteds fans. If previous experience and the Gus Frerotte era is any indicator, this is going to get a lot worse before it gets better.

A D.C.-area realtor/genius just trademarked every possible Washington Redskins name replacement

The Washington Redskins are on the search for a new name but one local realtor may have beaten them to the punch.

www.golfdigest.com

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Keep the name “redskins” but change the logo to a russet potato

I'd love to see some guts, and change the name to 'BloodthirstySavages' with a logo like

...maybe holding a bloody scalp......


....or two.

 

[Marion Morrison]

Seems some bright real estate agent trademarked all the potential new names for the Redskins.


"...the story begins with local Alexandria real estate agent Philip Martin McCaulay, who in recent weeks outdueled Snyder to the trademarks for virtually every potential Redacteds’ nickname replacement in the English language, leaving the room temperature bologna sandwich of an owner nameless, if not penniless.



McCaulay’s one weak link appears to be the “Washington Warriors,” which is currently the favorite to become the bland new moniker of the NFL’s starchiest team, but Snyder shouldn't count his $500 ostrich eggs before they hatch, especially if he’s the one holding the basket. If Warriors falls through, here are a few of the options remaining following McCaulay’s savvy play.

Washington Filibusters

Washington Earmarks

Washington Washingtons

Washington 8th Grade School Field Trips

Washington Gun Lobbyists

Washington Fortunate Sons

Good luck and Snyder speed, Redacteds fans. If previous experience and the Gus Frerotte era is any indicator, this is going to get a lot worse before it gets better.

A D.C.-area realtor/genius just trademarked every possible Washington Redskins name replacement

The Washington Redskins are on the search for a new name but one local realtor may have beaten them to the punch.

www.golfdigest.com

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Keep the name “redskins” but change the logo to a russet potato

^^^ That's LaCrosse. Red potatoes are Irish potatoes.

 

[PoliticalChic]

Seems some bright real estate agent trademarked all the potential new names for the Redskins.


"...the story begins with local Alexandria real estate agent Philip Martin McCaulay, who in recent weeks outdueled Snyder to the trademarks for virtually every potential Redacteds’ nickname replacement in the English language, leaving the room temperature bologna sandwich of an owner nameless, if not penniless.



McCaulay’s one weak link appears to be the “Washington Warriors,” which is currently the favorite to become the bland new moniker of the NFL’s starchiest team, but Snyder shouldn't count his $500 ostrich eggs before they hatch, especially if he’s the one holding the basket. If Warriors falls through, here are a few of the options remaining following McCaulay’s savvy play.

Washington Filibusters

Washington Earmarks

Washington Washingtons

Washington 8th Grade School Field Trips

Washington Gun Lobbyists

Washington Fortunate Sons

Good luck and Snyder speed, Redacteds fans. If previous experience and the Gus Frerotte era is any indicator, this is going to get a lot worse before it gets better.

A D.C.-area realtor/genius just trademarked every possible Washington Redskins name replacement

The Washington Redskins are on the search for a new name but one local realtor may have beaten them to the punch.

www.golfdigest.com

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Keep the name “redskins” but change the logo to a russet potato

That

Seems some bright real estate agent trademarked all the potential new names for the Redskins.


"...the story begins with local Alexandria real estate agent Philip Martin McCaulay, who in recent weeks outdueled Snyder to the trademarks for virtually every potential Redacteds’ nickname replacement in the English language, leaving the room temperature bologna sandwich of an owner nameless, if not penniless.



McCaulay’s one weak link appears to be the “Washington Warriors,” which is currently the favorite to become the bland new moniker of the NFL’s starchiest team, but Snyder shouldn't count his $500 ostrich eggs before they hatch, especially if he’s the one holding the basket. If Warriors falls through, here are a few of the options remaining following McCaulay’s savvy play.

Washington Filibusters

Washington Earmarks

Washington Washingtons

Washington 8th Grade School Field Trips

Washington Gun Lobbyists

Washington Fortunate Sons

Good luck and Snyder speed, Redacteds fans. If previous experience and the Gus Frerotte era is any indicator, this is going to get a lot worse before it gets better.

A D.C.-area realtor/genius just trademarked every possible Washington Redskins name replacement

The Washington Redskins are on the search for a new name but one local realtor may have beaten them to the punch.

www.golfdigest.com

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Keep the name “redskins” but change the logo to a russet potato

^^^ That's LaCrosse. Red potatoes are Irish potatoes.

I got some bad news, bro....


"USC Will Remove John Wayne Exhibit After Student Protests"
USC School of Cinematic Arts (SCA) in Los Angeles, California will remove its exhibit featuring iconic actor John Wayne following protests by students and alumni claiming that “by keeping Wayne’s legacy alive, SCA is endorsing white supremacy.”

USC Will Remove John Wayne Exhibit After Student Protests

USC School of Cinematic Arts (SCA) in Los Angeles, California will remove its exhibit featuring iconic actor John Wayne following protests by students and alumni claiming that "by keeping Wayne's legacy alive, SCA is endorsing white supremacy."

www.breitbart.com

Maybe you can call a friend to be with you for a while......

 

[norwegen]

On a positive note, if the Redskins go away, maybe the scalpers will, too.

 

[Oddball]

 

[Canon Shooter]

What's to review? You either agree that it's offensive or it's not...

 

[PoliticalChic]

What's to review? You either agree that it's offensive or it's not...

No.....the question is, who cares if it offends some offendinistas?

I have said before that it is a grave error to allow those who claim to be 'offended' to set the standards of society.
We should add the motto "Get Over It" to our currency. We’ve always had crazy people in America, but we didn’t used to take their guidance.

Hoaxes, violence and ending free speech......the core values of Liberals.

“I believe we’re in a political climate where people are actively looking for ways to be offended by everything” Tomi Lahren

 

[Votto]

Seems some bright real estate agent trademarked all the potential new names for the Redskins.


"...the story begins with local Alexandria real estate agent Philip Martin McCaulay, who in recent weeks outdueled Snyder to the trademarks for virtually every potential Redacteds’ nickname replacement in the English language, leaving the room temperature bologna sandwich of an owner nameless, if not penniless.



McCaulay’s one weak link appears to be the “Washington Warriors,” which is currently the favorite to become the bland new moniker of the NFL’s starchiest team, but Snyder shouldn't count his $500 ostrich eggs before they hatch, especially if he’s the one holding the basket. If Warriors falls through, here are a few of the options remaining following McCaulay’s savvy play.

Washington Filibusters

Washington Earmarks

Washington Washingtons

Washington 8th Grade School Field Trips

Washington Gun Lobbyists

Washington Fortunate Sons

Good luck and Snyder speed, Redacteds fans. If previous experience and the Gus Frerotte era is any indicator, this is going to get a lot worse before it gets better.

A D.C.-area realtor/genius just trademarked every possible Washington Redskins name replacement

The Washington Redskins are on the search for a new name but one local realtor may have beaten them to the punch.

www.golfdigest.com

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The woke sisters of charity?

That's about how they have been playing of yet, so the name fits.

 

[PoliticalChic]

"Here's What's Problematic With Each Of The NFL's 32 Team Names
July 13th, 2020

Amid calls for justice, NFL teams are taking bold steps to change their team names and end racism. This has caused controversy since everyone is racist. Are you confused? Never fear! We at The Babylon Bee are here to educate you. We believe that all 32 teams were built by a system of whiteness that must be dismantled, one team name at a time.

We MUST do better. Here is why every NFL team name is very problematic:
Arizona Cardinals - Too religious.
Atlanta Falcons - Celebrates one of the cheapest Smash Bros. characters, who is a smug little punk only jerks choose.
Baltimore Ravens - Named after the Disney Channel show That's So Raven without the POC protagonist's permission.
Buffalo Bills - Bills are an evil byproduct of capitalism.
Carolina Panthers - The panther was appropriated wholesale from Wakandan culture.
Chicago Bears - Murderous bears should never be celebrated.
Cincinnati Bengals - It just sounds racist. We're looking into it.
Cleveland Browns - Brown what? Are you talking about skin color again? Sounds like white fragility.
Dallas Cowboys - A mutant half boy, half cow is tragic and shouldn’t be used as a mascot.
Denver Broncos - Horses have been subjugated and enslaved for millennia.
Detroit Lions - Lions are not vegans.
Green Bay Packers - Glorifies butcherous meat packers. Meat causes global warming. Gross.
Houston Texans - Celebrates the most racist state in the Union.
Indianapolis Colts - This name glorifies guns.
Jacksonville Jaguars - Jaguars are driven by evil rich billionaires as they run over poor people.
Kansas City Chiefs - We suggest switching to Kansas City Wise Indigenous Tribal Elders.
Las Vegas Raiders - Celebrates The Raiders of the Lost Ark, which featured prominent Nazi imagery.
Los Angeles Chargers - We don't think anyone who has faced down a line of charging riot police would find this name the least bit funny.
Los Angeles Rams - Dodge Rams contribute heavily to the climate crisis.
Miami Dolphins - Painful reminder that Sea World still exists.
Minnesota Vikings - Associated with patriarchy-dominated Norse mythology.
New England Patriots - REEEEEEEEEEEE
New Orleans Saints - Goes against the constitutional principle of separation of church and sports.
New York Giants - They prefer the term "persons of height."
New York Jets - The burning of jet fuel contributes to global warming.
Philadelphia Eagles - Eagles are a well-known Nazi symbol.
Pittsburgh Steelers - Steel contributes to global warming.
San Francisco 49ers- The gold miner mascot hearkens back to manifest destiny and the destruction of Mother Earth
Seattle Seahawks - Birds are unable to give consent to have their name used as mascots.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - This one's actually OK because they were probably just stealing bread to feed their families.
Tennessee Titans - Reinforces the harmful idea of power structures and male-dominated hierarchies.
Washington Redskins - Nothing wrong with this one as far as we can tell.

We hope this informative list is a wake-up call to the NFL. If we continue to work on ourselves, we can help the NFL become more inclusive! Within 20 years, we may get them to put down the ball and kick it around as the ancient Aztecs intended us to."

Here's What's Problematic With Each Of The NFL's 32 Team Names

Amid calls for justice, NFL teams are taking bold steps to change their team names and end racism. This has caused controversy since everyone is racist. Are you confused? Never fear! We at The Babylon Bee are here to educate you. We believe that all 32 teams were built by a system of whiteness...

babylonbee.com

 

[PoliticalChic]

 

[CremeBrulee]

I assume this realtor is gonna make Daniel Snyder pay a ridiculous sum of money for the name. The funny part is Mr. Snyder is going to make enough off the change to make it seem like pennies in comparison. Kudos to him for getting in on the action.

 

[PoliticalChic]

I assume this realtor is gonna make Daniel Snyder pay a ridiculous sum of money for the name. The funny part is Mr. Snyder is going to make enough off the change to make it seem like pennies in comparison. Kudos to him for getting in on the action.

Depends .....it might be free names, like "Washington Democrats," or 'Washington Progressives" or my fav, 'Washington Subservients"

 

[CremeBrulee]

I assume this realtor is gonna make Daniel Snyder pay a ridiculous sum of money for the name. The funny part is Mr. Snyder is going to make enough off the change to make it seem like pennies in comparison. Kudos to him for getting in on the action.

Depends .....it might be free names, like "Washington Democrats," or 'Washington Progressives" or my fav, 'Washington Subservients"

Either way, the guy that is arguably the most hated owner in American professional sports will walk away from this with a bunch of money now that Redskins fans are going to be buying all new merchandise. Hilarious on multiple levels.

 

[PoliticalChic]

Seems some bright real estate agent trademarked all the potential new names for the Redskins.


"...the story begins with local Alexandria real estate agent Philip Martin McCaulay, who in recent weeks outdueled Snyder to the trademarks for virtually every potential Redacteds’ nickname replacement in the English language, leaving the room temperature bologna sandwich of an owner nameless, if not penniless.



McCaulay’s one weak link appears to be the “Washington Warriors,” which is currently the favorite to become the bland new moniker of the NFL’s starchiest team, but Snyder shouldn't count his $500 ostrich eggs before they hatch, especially if he’s the one holding the basket. If Warriors falls through, here are a few of the options remaining following McCaulay’s savvy play.

Washington Filibusters

Washington Earmarks

Washington Washingtons

Washington 8th Grade School Field Trips

Washington Gun Lobbyists

Washington Fortunate Sons

Good luck and Snyder speed, Redacteds fans. If previous experience and the Gus Frerotte era is any indicator, this is going to get a lot worse before it gets better.

A D.C.-area realtor/genius just trademarked every possible Washington Redskins name replacement

The Washington Redskins are on the search for a new name but one local realtor may have beaten them to the punch.

www.golfdigest.com

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