Apparently I've Been Peeling Bananas The Wrong Way

[Road Runner]

I just asked the mods to change the title for me. XD

 

[fncceo]

Oh. I feel stupid now lol

English is a hard language. Fortunately, I learned it in a very good school.

 

[Treeshepherd]

Not even going by the narrator's accent, I can tell that sad banana was shipped to Canada

 

[Road Runner]

English is a hard language. Fortunately, I learned it in a very good school.

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Where? Is it located near Buckingham Palace by any chance?

 

[Road Runner]

Not even going by the narrator's accent, I can tell that sad banana was shipped to Canada

How?

 

[fncceo]

Where? Is it located near Buckingham Palace by any chance?

It's The Lubyanka in Moscow. Home of the KGB Spy School.

 

[Road Runner]

It's The Lubyanka in Moscow. Home of the KGB Spy School.

So now you're telling me you're a secret agent? Cool!

 

[fncceo]

So now you're telling me you're a secret agent? Cool!

I'm not allowed to say...

 

[Treeshepherd]

How?

The banana in the video you posted is an unappetizing banana. I've seen better bananas at the Dollar Store

 

[toobfreak]

What is that? A dildo for a monkey?

No, sorry, the reference to the "electric banana" was a rather abstract esoteric reference on my part that I should expect few here to get--- part reference to the "Electric Avenue" (the old Eddy Grant song), part reference to the current EV craze that everything electric is better, and part reference to the old magician's comedy gimmick of a zippered banana skin that you conceal the flesh of a banana in, take it out occasionally during your patter for comedic tension, unzip it and take a bite, putting all back away again to continue on.

 

[Muhammed]

 

[Road Runner]

Btw, thank you mods for changing the title lol

 

[Jets]

I will never look at a banana the same way ever again…..

 

[Road Runner]

I will never look at a banana the same way ever again…..

I haven't ever since I heard this song for the first time back when I was a kid.

 

[Road Runner]

Oh and I definitely would like to have a little chat with the white house today and blast the song in my signature.

 

[Road Runner]

Oh and I tried peeling a banana upside down today and it didn't work out so well. I guess I'll leave that part to the monkeys then. XD

 

[Muhammed]

My entire life has been a lie.

This is the most efficient way to quickly peel a banana...

 

[Batcat]

Ten ways to peel a banana.

 

[Stryder50]

My entire life has been a lie.

OK -
- TWO minutes to say and show what should have taken about 30 seconds.

 

[Concerned American]

OK -
- TWO minutes to say and show what should have taken about 30 seconds.

I mean four billion primates can't be wrong.