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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)âConflict erupted between Amy Coney Barrett and Brett Kavanaugh after the Supreme Court nominee refused to tell the Justice which brand of beer she wanted him to stock for her in the Court refrigerator.
Kavanaugh, who has made it his job to keep the office fridge supplied with grain-based beverages, called Barrett to determine her preferences and was astonished when she stonewalled.
âShe was, like, âIâm not going to weigh in on something that contentious,â and I was, like, âYouâre shitting me,â â Kavanaugh said. âShe was not shitting me. I was, like, âDude.â â
âI mean, itâs not like I was asking her about some dumb legal case,â he said. âThis is important. This is beer.â
Kavanaugh, who identifies his vast private collection of microbrews and I.P.A.s in the Court fridge with masking-tape labels reading âBRETT,â says that his stash is now âstrictly off limitsâ to Barrett.
âIf Amy wants a beer and all thatâs there is Old Milwaukee, she better not coming crying to me,â he said.
Amy Coney Barrett Refuses to Tell Brett Kavanaugh Which Beer She Prefers in Supreme Court Fridge
âItâs not like I was asking her about some dumb legal case,â Kavanaugh said. âThis is important. This is beer.â
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