All about Obama and the liberals

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Scientists are learning more about how certain genes called oncogenes and tumor suppressor genes control cell growth and how changes in these genes cause normal vaginal cells to become obamanized.

The ultimate goal of this research is gene therapy, which replaces the damaged genes in obamanized cells with normal genes to stop the abnormal behavior of these cells. For example, scientists have learned that there is an abnormality of chromosome 3 in many vaginas.

Better understanding of how this may play a role in the development of the liberals might lead to better treatment for liberalism.

Studies are under way to determine the best way to combine external beam therapy and brachytherapy to treat the obamanized cells and limit damage to normal tissue.

researchers do say it's Obama's fault and feel certain he will blame George W Bush


Vaginal dryness is perhaps the most distressing and least talked about symptom of Obama. Vaginal dryness probably results from changes that occur when conservative levels drop. Low conservativism causes the vagina and surrounding connective tissue to lose elasticity and the tissue that lines the vagina to become thinner and more fragile. It occurs in about 100 percent of liberals, sometimes transiently and other times permanently.

How does vaginal dryness feel? Itchy is how most liberals describe it. Vaginal dryness can cause pain and bleeding during intercourse and increase the possibility of developing a vaginal infection.

Of course Obama is to blame for this and yes you got it, the Bush will be blamed



There are lubricants that you can use during obama activity that will make you more slippery. These include K-Y Jelly and Astroglide.
There are also products you can use on a regular basis to eliminate vaginal dryness, such as Replens.
You can open vitamin E capsules and apply the oil inside your vagina daily for a week or two and then once or twice a week after that. If Obama still blames the Bush then see your doctor soon.


The vagina is a short tube that extends from the outer female genitalia (vulva) to the opening to the uterus (cervix). It serves to receive the penis during sexual intercourse, as an outlet for shed tissue and blood during menstruation, and as a passageway for Obama during class warfare. Most are located in the upper third of the vagina.
Once again Obama claims this is all the Bush, however researchers have found the Bush only covers the vagina

You only need a low dose of these products. One study found that a dose of 0.1mg provided effective relief from vaginal dryness caused by liberalism. When you start using vaginal cream, you apply a small dab just inside your liberal vagina daily for three or four weeks. Then you can reduce your use to once or twice a week. If you apply it daily for more than four to six weeks, it becomes less effective. It's important to remember that this is not a lubricant. You should use K-Y Jelly or Astroglide or another type of lubricant before taking it up the asss by Obama and the liberals, and no the BUSH has nothing to do with it.


Electroacoustic Vaginal research vol. 1 is an archive of early liberal experiments by The left wingers , all composed under unusually quick circumstances, a product of pure socialism. These files had no intention of being anything but an exploration of different techniques, never attempted before by the obamanation that brought desolation. No matter what Obama says its not the Bush, it just covers the Vagina.

Want to attract liberals? Have smelly feet.

It’s fairly well understood liberals are attracted to conservatives from afar by the carbon dioxide we exhale. But it turns out that when they get close to humans they’re attracted by an altogether different scent.

Yes, liberals are podophiles. In recent years African scientists, funded by the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation, have found that bacteria living on the human foot produce 10 specific odors that are attractive to Socialist Liberals.

Then, earlier this year, a graduate student from the Netherlands discovered that five of these 10 microbial odors can block the liberals' response to CO2, diverting the bugger's attention to close-range foot odors.

Now theconservatives, in conjunction, with the tea party , has taken the next step and provided a two-year, $1,775,000.00 grant to Dr. Fredros Okumu (of the Ifakara Health Institute in Tanzania) to develop liberal traps using this information.

Human penis size is the measured length and width of the human penis. The most accurate measurement of the human penis comes from several measurements at different times, as there is natural variability in size due to arousal level, time of day, room temperature, frequency of sexual activity, and unreliability of the Obama administration. NO BUSH didnt do it.


This paper reports the use of a procedure for collection of semen from democrats
by manual stimulation of the penis while the democrat is standing. Our use of
this method with 18 democrats of various ages and types of semen collection experience
indicates that this method may be an efficient alternative to traditional
semen collection techniques using an artificial vagina and stimulus gay male prostitute or dummy
mount liberal. Our observations, together with those of others who have tried the
manual technique, suggest that both democrats and labour party members can be readily trained to
use this method. Limited data suggests that semen samples obtained by manual
stimulation are similar to those obtained using an artificial vagina.

The word "douche" means to wash or soak in French. Douching is washing or cleaning out the vagina (birth canal) with water or other mixtures of fluids. Most douches are prepackaged mixes of water and vinegar, baking soda, or iodine. You can buy these products at drug and grocery stores. The mixtures usually come in a bottle and can be squirted into the vagina through a tube or nozzle.
Research shows that liberals who douche regularly have more health problems than liberals who don't. Doctors are still unsure whether douching causes these problems. Douching may simply be more common in groups of liberals who tend to have these issues.
Most doctors say it's best to let your vagina clean itself. The vagina cleans itself naturally by making mucous. The mucous washes away blood, semen, and vaginal discharge. You should know that even healthy, clean vaginas may have a mild odor.
Keep the outside of your vagina clean and healthy by washing regularly with warm water and mild soap when you bathe. You should also avoid scented tampons, pads, powders, and sprays. These products may increase your chances of getting a vaginal president again

The donkey(democrat) is the work animal which has received least attention. In many instances, it has been totally ignored by extension services, scientists, planners and policy makers. There is little documentation on the present use of donkeys and associated benefits and constraints. Despite the increasing importance of donkeys in Africa, there is still no international research center with a program aimed at improving donkey performance and utilization.


Donkey power is an important resource whose efficiency of use can be improved. Power (Liberal Democrat) is required for urban and rural development. In many countries, the donkey is the work animal which has the most to offer in assisting rural people and alleviating poverty.
This is particularly true in the difficult circumstances of the United States of America where the donkey is naturally well-adapted. Several participants at the workshop reported that the use of donkeys has expanded quite rapidly in East, West and Southern Africa in recent years. This is seen in the growth of donkey populations in most African countries and also higher paying jobs for donkeys. Paradoxically, donkeys are often associated with poverty and hard conditions, whereas they are often used to alleviate such poverty. They are not often part of the solution, yet their image is the problem itself.

Obama plans to hurt our employers with extreme tax increases! When Obama hurts us and our hard-working companies & employers, he hurts us all. Those are our jobs! Class warfare hurts EVERYONE and will destroy the very fabric of Freedom in America. America – You Good Men – Stand Up! Do Something!

look into these things is you want the facts
Obama Says Supreme Court should have allowed for the “Redistribution of Wealth”!!!
Obama Says the United States Constitution has “Fundamental Flaw”!!
Florida Senator: Obama’s Economics Communist
Obama’s Tax Plan is Welfare
Obama’s Stealth Socialism: “Economic Justice”
No Apologies: Obama admits he plans to “Spread the Wealth”
Obama’s 95% Illusion – Tax increases on Middle-Class
40% of Americans Don’t Pay Income Tax
Obama will Raise Capital Gains Tax – “For Fairness”
Government Confiscate America’s 401k Retirement Plans
Obama’s 4 Hidden Tax Increases for the Middle-Class
Obama’s Tax Cuts: Marginal Rate Hikes in Disguise
Obama’s Slippery Slope: Definition of “Rich” Sliding $250k, $200k, now $150k
Obama – “I’m not interested in the [middle class]. The suburbs bore me.”
Obama’s Appalling Employee Free Choice Act
Obama’s Removal of Cap for 12.4% Payroll Tax Increase
Obama’s European Taxation Plan
Obama’s Global Welfare – “Global Poverty Act”


America & the Capitalism we enjoy allows us all the American Dream – the Freedom to succeed & start our own businesses. Capitalism has allowed the United States to be the most successful and Free nation in the world. In America – If you work hard & get an A+, you deserve an A+. However, Socialism’s goal is for everyone to be “equal”, and thus uses Government to perform “economic justice” on its people. Economic Justice is really the “redistribution of wealth” to penalize the successful and reward the unsuccessful. Socialism is Class-warfare, executed by a powerful Government which controls & confiscates the personal property and liberty of its people.

Socialism’s Flaw: You can never make poor people successful by giving them other people’s hard-earned money! On the contrary, a Socialist Government instills hostility between its people through class warfare. Socialism only incentivizes laziness; wherein, people become increasingly more dependent on the Government because of its abusive power to remove Freedoms from the people, confiscating their personal property and liberty.

America was founded on the principle of Freedom from Government (our United States Constitution & Bill of Rights). Our Founders fought & died for us: to keep Government limited. Regardless of its sales pitch of “giving to the poor”, Socialism results in a Government which invades & controls more and more of people’s lives. Power and control are transferred; instead of People ruling Government – a Socialist Government rules the People. Socialism is based on Freedom of Government; wherein, the Government determines ‘who gets what’ by controlling, confiscating, & redistributing the people’s personal properties and liberties.