Alex Jones Sentenced To Death For Defamation

[mudwhistle]

The leftists in the jury wanted $2.75 trillion dollars from Alex Jones....but the judge decided to give him a break and recommended that they just sentence him to Death.

WATERBURY, CT — After several days of hearings, a Connecticut jury has found Alex Jones guilty of defamation and has sentenced him to death.

"We the jury find Alex Jones guilty on all counts of defamation and have hereby sentenced him to hang from the neck until he is dead," read the presiding juror. "May God have mercy on his soul."

Eyewitnesses say Jones collapsed as the verdict was read.

"We understand this is a civil suit, but Alex Jones is so uniquely evil we decided pursuing the death penalty in this case was appropriate," said a lawyer representing the plaintiffs. "The jury also ruled that Jones must pay a sum of infinity dollars, which is good because our legal fee was eleventy-trillion-thousand dollars."

Jones's lawyers are submitting an appeal, but legal experts predict the appeal will be immediately dismissed on the grounds of Alex Jones being Alex Jones.

The execution is scheduled for next Wednesday.

Alex Jones Sentenced To Death

WATERBURY, CT — After several days of hearings, a Connecticut jury has found Alex Jones guilty of defamation and has sentenced him to death.

babylonbee.com

 

[candycorn]

Alex Jones Sentenced To Death For Defamation​

another win for the good guys.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

The leftists in the jury wanted $2.75 trillion dollars from Alex Jones....but the judge decided to give him a break and recommended that they just sentence him to Death.

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WATERBURY, CT — After several days of hearings, a Connecticut jury has found Alex Jones guilty of defamation and has sentenced him to death.

"We the jury find Alex Jones guilty on all counts of defamation and have hereby sentenced him to hang from the neck until he is dead," read the presiding juror. "May God have mercy on his soul."

Eyewitnesses say Jones collapsed as the verdict was read.

"We understand this is a civil suit, but Alex Jones is so uniquely evil we decided pursuing the death penalty in this case was appropriate," said a lawyer representing the plaintiffs. "The jury also ruled that Jones must pay a sum of infinity dollars, which is good because our legal fee was eleventy-trillion-thousand dollars."

Jones's lawyers are submitting an appeal, but legal experts predict the appeal will be immediately dismissed on the grounds of Alex Jones being Alex Jones.

The execution is scheduled for next Wednesday.

Alex Jones Sentenced To Death

WATERBURY, CT — After several days of hearings, a Connecticut jury has found Alex Jones guilty of defamation and has sentenced him to death.

babylonbee.com

LMAOROFL!!!

Yeah, if the likes of the DNC Oligarchy can do and say as they please, Jones should be able to sue for a slander, harassment, torment, and money lost from him having to be away from his job.

 

[Calypso Jones]

Well they aren't gonna be satisfied with death unless they can revive him and then do it the following day...for eternity.

 

[mudwhistle]

Well they aren't gonna be satisfied with death unless they can revive him and then do it the following day...for eternity.

Maybe the jury can all take turns choking him out.

 

[progressive hunter]

The leftists in the jury wanted $2.75 trillion dollars from Alex Jones....but the judge decided to give him a break and recommended that they just sentence him to Death.

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WATERBURY, CT — After several days of hearings, a Connecticut jury has found Alex Jones guilty of defamation and has sentenced him to death.

"We the jury find Alex Jones guilty on all counts of defamation and have hereby sentenced him to hang from the neck until he is dead," read the presiding juror. "May God have mercy on his soul."

Eyewitnesses say Jones collapsed as the verdict was read.

"We understand this is a civil suit, but Alex Jones is so uniquely evil we decided pursuing the death penalty in this case was appropriate," said a lawyer representing the plaintiffs. "The jury also ruled that Jones must pay a sum of infinity dollars, which is good because our legal fee was eleventy-trillion-thousand dollars."

Jones's lawyers are submitting an appeal, but legal experts predict the appeal will be immediately dismissed on the grounds of Alex Jones being Alex Jones.

The execution is scheduled for next Wednesday.

Alex Jones Sentenced To Death

WATERBURY, CT — After several days of hearings, a Connecticut jury has found Alex Jones guilty of defamation and has sentenced him to death.

babylonbee.com

its only humor is because its illegal,, but be assured the libs do want the death penalty for jones and any other that chooses to think differently than the leftist cult,,,

 

[sparky]

~S~

 

[Moonglow]

Only a dumbshit like Alex could bury himself alive.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

I guess he's lucky he didn't define what a woman is, while sitting on the hot chair!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!

 

[basquebromance]