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Age Truly Is Just A Number

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I can't even do this and I'm thirty-two. 😲


 

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I'm getting arthritis just watching. : /
 

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That was crazy...
 
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Exactly what I was thinking.
Age is a number alright...like the number of times you have to get up in the middle of the night to take a leak.



Why not just get a bedpan then?
 
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How would that help?
You still have to get out of bed.


Forgive me as I don't quite have the err umm equipment for it so this might seem like a stupid question, but doesn't it work like a squirt gun where you just aim wherever you want it to go or doesn't it work long distances?
 

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Forgive me as I don't quite have the err umm equipment for it so this might seem like a stupid question, but doesn't it work like a squirt gun where you just aim wherever you want it to go or doesn't it work long distances?

Yeah to a certain extent.
But you lose pressure at the end and you'd end up with piss all over yourself.
You pretty much have to stand up.
 
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Yeah to a certain extent.
But you lose pressure at the end and you'd end up with piss all over yourself.
You pretty much have to stand up.


I'm glad that when I get old I can just slide it underneath me because I don't have to stand,.. actually scratch that, that's not physically possible lol
 
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