After rally fail, Donald's next to be held in his bunker!

[DrLove]

TULSA (The Borowitz Report)—Stung by the paltry turnout at his Saturday-night rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma, Donald J. Trump’s campaign has announced plans to hold his next rally in the bunker beneath the White House.​

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In announcing the rally, Brad Parscale, the chairman of Trump’s reëlection campaign, denied that the choice of venue reflected a tepid level of enthusiasm to see the candidate speak.​

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“The bunker holds forty people,” Parscale said. “That is a much larger seating capacity than Joe Biden’s basement.”​

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Despite the choice of such an intimate venue, however, Trump campaign sources are privately worried that they may have difficulty filling the bunker.​

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According to one source, Jared Kushner spent all of Sunday morning on the phone begging people to attend the bunker rally.​

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“All of Jared’s friends said they’re coming, so that’s five seats right there,” the source said.​

Trump to Hold Next Rally in Bunker

Brad Parscale, the chairman of Trump’s reëlection campaign, denied that the choice of venue reflected a tepid level of enthusiasm to see the candidate speak.

www.newyorker.com

 

[two_iron]

Yeah, if only they could draw a crowd like that stuttering fuck Pedo Joe, hmm?

They say that cow on the left dropped her I-phone when she climaxed. That's powerful stuff!

 

[DrLove]

Yeah, if only they could draw a crowd like that stuttering fuck Pedo Joe, hmm?

They say that cow on the left dropped her I-phone when she climaxed. That's powerful stuff!

Oh I think Joe could probably find a way fill 1/3 of the seats in an auditorium.

 

[Mac1958]

TULSA (The Borowitz Report)—Stung by the paltry turnout at his Saturday-night rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma, Donald J. Trump’s campaign has announced plans to hold his next rally in the bunker beneath the White House.​

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In announcing the rally, Brad Parscale, the chairman of Trump’s reëlection campaign, denied that the choice of venue reflected a tepid level of enthusiasm to see the candidate speak.​

​

“The bunker holds forty people,” Parscale said. “That is a much larger seating capacity than Joe Biden’s basement.”​

​

Despite the choice of such an intimate venue, however, Trump campaign sources are privately worried that they may have difficulty filling the bunker.​

​

According to one source, Jared Kushner spent all of Sunday morning on the phone begging people to attend the bunker rally.​

​

“All of Jared’s friends said they’re coming, so that’s five seats right there,” the source said.​

Trump to Hold Next Rally in Bunker

Brad Parscale, the chairman of Trump’s reëlection campaign, denied that the choice of venue reflected a tepid level of enthusiasm to see the candidate speak.

www.newyorker.com

BUT THE PLACE WAS PACKED I TELL YOU

I HEARD IT ON THE RADIO

 

[DrLove]

BUT THE PLACE WAS PACKED I TELL YOU

I HEARD IT ON THE RADIO

Was it Limbaugh, Levin or Hannity?

 

[ChemEngineer]

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