A 5 Year Old And A 14 Year Old Shot. A Story Of Two Responsible Gun Owning Dads In Florida

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The statistics don't bear that out.

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Gun accidents in Florida by irresponsible gun toting ignoramuses...


 
A hell of a lot more kids are shot in Chicago on purpose but lefties don't seem to give a damn about real bad guys and instead they fo for the easy targets.


You aren't allowed to talk about that since it is the democrat party policies that are directly responsible for those deaths.........this is about gun control, not actually saving lives or stopping criminals.
 
Gun accidents in Florida by irresponsible gun toting ignoramuses...




Yes.....everyone should teach gun safety....of course, the criminals who are the most common gun accident victims since they can't legally access guns in the first place, will ignore gun safety classes as well.....
 
This is such an American story.
We have road rage over here but people dont get shot.
The logical outcome of gun culture.
 
You shoot each others kids when someone cuts you up at the lights. You are prisoners of a gun lobby.

600 million guns in private hands…..get back to us when these incidents equal the 15 million murdered by their own governments in Europe.
 
This is such an American story.
We have road rage over here but people dont get shot.
The logical outcome of gun culture.
Except that we've had guns readily available since the founding of the nation, with few problems until the last few years. Something changed, and it wasn't the availability of guns.
 
This is from the daily kos so there's no telling what really happened.

Actually, it's pretty accurate, despite being presented in that "drama quenn" sorta' way that liberals love so much. Also, I'm not sure about the caliber of the weapons used.

I live just south of Jacksonville and it was all over the news...
 
Yeah, so, just had to put this one out there. In America’s most gun-crazy state with guns and palm trees, two dads and their minor daughters were out for an afternoon drive near Jacksonville. At some point one dad did something with his car the other dad in his car didn’t like. What ensued was an extended road rage car battle in which both tried to speed past, cut off, and brake check the other, trying to cause an accident they could each blame in the other one. Birds were flipped, plastic water bottles were thrown. Shots were fired.

The Florida board of tourism would like to remind you how pleasant Florida weather is at this time of year and recommend booking your mid-winter Florida getaway now!

Where was I? Oh right. So, Gunfire was exchanged by the two dads, because, well, everyone has a gun to keep us totally safe, right? Guns do that, right? That’s the solution to all our problems. Guns.

Anyway. After dad one shot at dad two, five year-old daughter two ended up with a bullet hole in her leg. (How could THAT possibly happen? It’s inconceivable!)

Let us pause to consider the diameter of an average five year-old’s leg and femur (about as big around as a Sharpie pen). And the perversion to flesh and bone caused by a .45 caliber bullet which can shatter an adult’s femur, much less that of a child. Just so you get this, a .45 caliber bullet is about as big around as a child’s entire femur. It’s like stabbing an adult in the leg with a crowbar at 300 meters per second. A bullet of ANY size to the thigh of a five year old girl is a serious, life-threatening wound. Even if she lives, the chance of her losing the leg or damaging the bone’s ability to continue to properly grow is extreme. This child has been maimed for life. Her life will never be the same.

We now return you to our ongoing daddy vs. daddy gun battle.

In any case, dad one sped away, swiftly followed by dad two, firing out his window at the retreating back of dad one’s car — while his DAUGHTER SAT SCREAMING AND BLEEDING PROFUSELY IN THE BACK SEAT, clutching her mutilated 5 year-old leg in impotent agony. Priorities, people! Priorities.

Eventually, dad two managed to shoot 14 year-old daughter one in the back, collapsing her lung.

A collapsed lung in a 14 year-old is a serious, life threatening injury. Just in case you didn’t know that. It is. Trust me on this.

The two dads, concerned, responsible gun-owning parents to the bone, pulled over and immediately started rendering vital, life-saving first aid to the stricken minor children, apologizing from the bottoms of their hearts with tears streaming down… oh, who the fuck am I kidding?

No, the dads pulled over, got out of their cars and started screaming at each other on the side of the road.

Along comes a state trooper and, after intervening in the dispute, finally notices the two seriously bleeding, horribly mutilated minor children and calls for ambulances.

Dad one and dad two are arrested and carted off to the hoosegow on felony attempted murder charges, as their daughters are rushed to the hospital.

(I suppose we can thank God the two men, standing on the side of the highway waving guns in the air were white. Otherwise, this would be the story of how two black dads were summarily shot by a Florida state trooper who paid no price for doing so. But I digress. Guns keep us safe, keep telling yourself that.)

In closing, I just have to note the reporter commenting in the original story cited, did have the presence of mind to lovingly detail the EXACT make, model, and caliber of the guns the two dads used to attempt to murder each other while ending up nearly murdering each other’s daughter (Safely! Because guns keep us SAFE!). That was such an important, salient part of the story.

Florida, ammirite?

They also reported the daughters suffered non-life-threatening injuries. As an EMT and paramedic for more than a decade, I can tell you that description was utter bullshit. Those little girls could easily have died and they will carry emotional and physical scars for the rest of their lives.

Just as long as grown men get to wave their guns around and defend their God-given freedom to shoot the fuck out of people whenever they get slightly upset for really good reasons, like not liking other people’s driving. That’s totally what the founding fathers wanted when they wrote the second amendment. Totally. Guns!


Not to worry. The governor will pardon these two patriots.
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They were not responsible gun owners because they did not show their kids the destructive power of firearms at an early age and failed to keep those guns out of reach.

Now, go fuck yourself and quit using death of children for your communist political gain, you useless piece of shit!
 
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