11 Girly Things Pussified Metrosexuals Wish They Could Do

[boedicca]

Fuck 'em.

I do whatever makes me happy...


Nothing on that list, per se, but if I wanted to, fuck 'em...

I admit that I have had a drink or two with little umbrellas in them; are those girlie drinks?

Only if you could not taste the alcohol.

 

[Jarlaxle]

^ That is the correct motorcycle.

Wait, WHAT?!

 

[boedicca]

It's ancient internet slang. From Urban Dictionary:

11. motorcycle
Internet slang for "absolutely correct" or "I totally agree with you." A contraction of the cryptic phrase "this is the correct motorcycle" of the same meaning.

"FC used to be an interesting place, before the smart people left and the high school kiddies took over"

"Motorcycle!"

 

[Indofred]

Fuck 'em.

I do whatever makes me happy...


Nothing on that list, per se, but if I wanted to, fuck 'em...

I like girlie fruit drinks and, as a Muslim chap, I can go to a bar and order one without anyone looking twice.

 

[Jarlaxle]

It's ancient internet slang. From Urban Dictionary:

11. motorcycle
Internet slang for "absolutely correct" or "I totally agree with you." A contraction of the cryptic phrase "this is the correct motorcycle" of the same meaning.

"FC used to be an interesting place, before the smart people left and the high school kiddies took over"

"Motorcycle!"

New one on me...

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

This list pretty much sums up the Pussification of the American Male. To our male brethren who resist such pussification, I say: Huzzah! Real women do not want men to wear make up and "stylish" clothes, and order fruity girly drinks.

The OP is a good example of the hostility most conservatives have for diversity, dissent, and expressions of individual liberty; it’s also a good example of the authoritarian nature of conservatism, where rightist ideology seeks to compel conformity.

In this case men who refuse to comply with the right’s subjective perception of what a man ‘should be’ are accused of not being ‘real men.’

The contempt many Americans have for conservatives is indeed justified.

 

[WelfareQueen]

This list pretty much sums up the Pussification of the American Male. To our male brethren who resist such pussification, I say: Huzzah! Real women do not want men to wear make up and "stylish" clothes, and order fruity girly drinks.

The OP is a good example of the hostility most conservatives have for diversity, dissent, and expressions of individual liberty; it’s also a good example of the authoritarian nature of conservatism, where rightist ideology seeks to compel conformity.

In this case men who refuse to comply with the right’s subjective perception of what a man ‘should be’ are accused of not being ‘real men.’

The contempt many Americans have for conservatives is indeed justified.

Clayton, you silly little thing. Sparkles!!!

 

[bigrebnc1775]

I fart in public is that girly enough?

 

[Unkotare]

The contempt many Americans have for conservatives is indeed justified.

By "many Americans" you mean far-left fruitcakes, of course.

 

[Unkotare]

I fart in public is that girly enough?

You just know bigLARPer here has his bunker stocked with bullets, beef jerky, and a wide assortment of frilly dresses for when he needs to feel 'pretty.'

 

[thereisnospoon]

This list pretty much sums up the Pussification of the American Male. To our male brethren who resist such pussification, I say: Huzzah! Real women do not want men to wear make up and "stylish" clothes, and order fruity girly drinks.

A Dec. 17th thread asked the men of Reddit, "What girly thing do you really want to do or try but it is socially unacceptable?" Responses ranged from cuddling etiquette ("Being the little spoon") to fashion woes ("Toe socks") and showing emotion ("Crying in public without getting judged").

Here are 11 of our favorite answers:

1. Have more stylish clothing options. As bradleynowell252 pointed out, "Girls just get so many choices on nice things to wear and still look good, even in a casual manner." It's true that while women can wear "masculine" clothing free of judgment, the same can not be said for men in "feminine" clothing. "Also, fancy hats. It's a shame that only women get to have awesome adornments in their headwear without any social stigma," lokiikol noted.

2. Be able to talk about other men being attractive. Kbjami brought up an important point when he wrote: "Talking about how hot Brad Pitt is. I'm not gay but I find Brad Pitt quite attractive. Actually just talking about how attractive males are in general." We completely agree, men should definitely be able to compliment other men. And Brad Pitt is very attractive.

3. Order "girly drinks." "For just once, I'd like to get to order yummy pink drinks with chunks of real fruit that guys secretly like but can't order because they'll be made fun of," responded Reddit user Dwarf--shortage. We think everyone should be able to drink Flirtinis, Mudslides and Fuzzy Navels -- they're delicious!

4. Get treated to a spa day. We can all agree that there are few places more relaxing than a spa. So why is it only socially acceptable for women to attend these heaven-on-earth establishments? Euphuist said that he would love to get a "Mani/pedi, face mask, all that jazz. Colour me intrigued."...

11 'Girly' Things Men Wish They Could Do Without Judgment

Holy fuck....Hey look, if these guys want to expose their heightened inner female self, let them. They will end up being made fun of. I sure could come up with a few dozen jokes..
There are things women do and there are things men do.
No switch hitting.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Well yes. That's the proper response of a self-contained individual.

As well as the sexually mature and secure.

 

[thereisnospoon]

10. Have fun with one's children without being judged.

Perhaps it's just me, but I never gave a shit what others said or thought when I at the park with my son. If he wanted me to go down the slide with him, I went down the slide.

Same with my God-Daughter... She wanted me to put on a silly hat and have "tea" with her, I did. Hold her baby doll? No problem.

I know that there are pictures out there in the world of me wearing some stupid hat she wanted me to wear.

If you aren't man enough to play with your children and make them laugh, you need to grow up.

That's quite different. And kinda cool. If it makes the kid happy and gets a laugh out of them, so what. I would. it's different. I like different.
That doesn't mean I'd go to get facial and have those cucumber slices put over my eyes.
That's a chick thing.
There's no way I'm sitting in the back seat of the mini van with the baby while the wife drives because she insists "it's my turn to feed the baby"...Umm, infants need their mothers. And the husband does the driving.
Oh yeah...I CRINGE when guys say "we're pregnant".....Men cannot become pregnant. And no matter how much the wife insists he use the politically correct feminazi term, it's biologically impossible.
In fact my wife snapped once about this very thing. She looked at me and said "don't you dare tell anyone "We" are pregnant. Men don't get pregnant"....

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Stayed outta this one til now. But I'm one of the 'if tighty-whities came in silk or satin that'd be swell.' Let's face it, women's fashion options are nicer than men's. If men's business attire showed our legs or pecs, we'd jump at the chance. Instead, men are covered neck to toe whereas women get to show off their beautiful bodies much more. It's reverse-discrimination I'm telling ya.

Would take exception to being called pussified though. Fortunately, at 6'2" and 190 pounds I'm more inclined to laugh it off than stomp on every wee man to make a snide remark. But not so long ago I did bash back. One encounter with some intellectually challenged guys stands out. It was 5 to 1, I got 4.

 

[BDBoop]

Oh, pish and tosh, rdeany.

You're a boring fool...but I bet your handbag matches your belt and shoes.

What's a handbag?

 

[BDBoop]

Stayed outta this one til now. But I'm one of the 'if tighty-whities came in silk or satin that'd be swell.' Let's face it, women's fashion options are nicer than men's. If men's business attire showed our legs or pecs, we'd jump at the chance. Instead, men are covered neck to toe whereas women get to show off their beautiful bodies much more. It's reverse-discrimination I'm telling ya.

Kilts!! <3 kilts.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Thought of kilts in a business enviroment reminds me of a cartoon in some porno mag I guess where some explorers walk into a native village where the men wear just barely covering bottoms, and the one who greets them (expedition includes a woman) has a huge erection and the explorers say, "Well at least we know the natives are friendly."

 

[Unkotare]

But not so long ago I did bash back. One encounter with some intellectually challenged guys stands out. It was 5 to 1, I got 4.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9xRhwmHBBE]irobot - im allergic to bullshit - YouTube[/ame]

 

[thereisnospoon]

I wouldn't make that assumption.

Our public school system and medical establishment have been punishing and drugging boys for merely being boys for years. Boys are treated like defective girls. That is going to have an impact.

It got to the point where half the boys in my son's class were taking ritalin.
I got into an argument with my son's 2nd grade teacher about it.
She said she 'diagnosed' children for ADD or ADHD....I shot back at her with "look, until you can show me a psych degree hanging on your wall you don't diagnose anything medical."
She gave me the "well I never..." look.
I let her know that if she ever broached the subject again, I would not only go to the school board and file a complaint, I would also go to the media.
Never heard another word about it.

 

[thereisnospoon]

10. Have fun with one's children without being judged.

Perhaps it's just me, but I never gave a shit what others said or thought when I at the park with my son. If he wanted me to go down the slide with him, I went down the slide.

Same with my God-Daughter... She wanted me to put on a silly hat and have "tea" with her, I did. Hold her baby doll? No problem.

I know that there are pictures out there in the world of me wearing some stupid hat she wanted me to wear.

If you aren't man enough to play with your children and make them laugh, you need to grow up.

Why would that even be on the list? What is "girly" about playing with your children?

I agree. It's fun to act like a goofball with your kids.
Getting to act like a big kid is the beauty of it.