10 years ago today........I joined USMB

[rightwinger]

Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.

It has been an enjoyable ten years

And you're still an idiot

I AM NOT!

Mother had me tested. The man said I was special

He's so special lol

He even said I could ride on a special bus, but I told him I would rather walk

 

[Harry Dresden]

Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.

It has been an enjoyable ten years

do you do this thing yearly?.....

 

[rightwinger]

Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.

It has been an enjoyable ten years

do you do this thing yearly?.....

Only every decade
Check back in 2029

 

[MarathonMike]

Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.

It has been an enjoyable ten years

What the heck? How many lap dances can I get for 390 trophy points?

 

[hadit]

Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.

It has been an enjoyable ten years

So how much did you make in 10 years to troll here?

Sorry......I refuse to release my Income Taxes
I am still under audit

That's okay. You'll have to release them if you want to continue getting paid.

I promise to release them just as soon as the audit is over

You don't understand. If you want people in California to read your posts, you have to release them.

 

[hadit]

USMB did not used to be the internet powerhouse it is today
When I joined, this guy named Gunny used to run it out of his moms basement.

Today, it is recognized along with Amazon, Google and a bunch of porn sites as a predominant internet Titan

LAIR!

Then why did the stock market crash when USMB went off line for a day?

Sunspots.

 

[rightwinger]

Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.

It has been an enjoyable ten years

What the heck? How many lap dances can I get for 390 trophy points?

You don’t want to see what a dancer that would accept 390 trophy points looks like

 

[Jitss617]

Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.

It has been an enjoyable ten years

And the first gay member

 

[Harry Dresden]

Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.

It has been an enjoyable ten years

And the first gay member

not that there is anything wrong with that...

 

[rightwinger]

Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.

It has been an enjoyable ten years

And the first gay member

I am not GAY
I am just.....Festive

 

[Jitss617]

Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.

It has been an enjoyable ten years

And the first gay member

I am not GAY
I am just.....Festive

We the people nominated you as troll of the year .. congrats

 

[rightwinger]

Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.

It has been an enjoyable ten years

And the first gay member

I am not GAY
I am just.....Festive

We the people nominated you as troll of the year .. congrats

Actually I was poster of the year at the USMB Awards Banquet last year

 

[rightwinger]

Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.

It has been an enjoyable ten years

And the first gay member

I am not GAY
I am just.....Festive

We the people nominated you as troll of the year .. congrats

That is actually one of the more coveted awards on USMB

Trolling without being obvious and annoying is a lost art

 

[Jitss617]

Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.

It has been an enjoyable ten years

And the first gay member

I am not GAY
I am just.....Festive

We the people nominated you as troll of the year .. congrats

That is actually one of the more coveted awards on USMB

Trolling without being obvious and annoying is a lost art

You only add tds comedy lol please continue ha

 

[rightwinger]

Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.

It has been an enjoyable ten years

And the first gay member

I am not GAY
I am just.....Festive

We the people nominated you as troll of the year .. congrats

That is actually one of the more coveted awards on USMB

Trolling without being obvious and annoying is a lost art

You only add tds comedy lol please continue ha

You are our latest troll

Your skills are lacking

 

[Jitss617]

And the first gay member

I am not GAY
I am just.....Festive

We the people nominated you as troll of the year .. congrats

That is actually one of the more coveted awards on USMB

Trolling without being obvious and annoying is a lost art

You only add tds comedy lol please continue ha

You are our latest troll

Your skills are lacking

Cool story tds