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  1. aaronleland

    These are adults?

    I was skeptical of Copeland at first, but the obviously closeted homosexual standing next to him has me convinced. Now I can go back to coughing into elderly peoples's faces.
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    We Have the Right to Assemble and Freedom of Religion - Unlawful Arrest of Preacher

    You keep going on about Democrats, but a Republican governor issued the stay at home order that the police enforced. :dunno:
  3. aaronleland

    We Have the Right to Assemble and Freedom of Religion - Unlawful Arrest of Preacher

    Freedom of religion doesn't extend to public health emergencies. They should have raided the church during service, and arrested his selfish attendees as well.
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    Submariners at sea likely shielded from knowledge of coronavirus pandemic

    They're still searching for Bin Laden.
  5. aaronleland

    Social distancing until April 30th

    *cough*
  6. aaronleland

    John Prine in critical condition.

    He is 73. That in itself is a pre-existing condition.
  7. aaronleland

    John Prine in critical condition.

    I grew up with John Prine at an early age. He was one of my mom's favorite artists. It doesn't sound good for him. :(
  8. aaronleland

    Trump tells Prince Harry, Meghan Markle 'they must pay' for security amid reported move to US

    I haven't seen them demand their security be paid for. I'm sure they've paid it on their own since leaving the UK.
  9. aaronleland

    Social distancing until April 30th

    Can I still cough in the direction of old people?
  10. aaronleland

    Have any other "essential" workers here received this from their employer yet?

    I didn't expect the response from this thread that I have. Apparently it's very common at this point.
  11. aaronleland

    Have any other "essential" workers here received this from their employer yet?

    People need relief in these dire times. Stop marginalizing my profession.
  12. aaronleland

    Have any other "essential" workers here received this from their employer yet?

    As I said, I don't expect to ever need it, but my employer is obviously trying to nip it in the ass just in case of a full lock down.
  13. aaronleland

    Have any other "essential" workers here received this from their employer yet?

    The state determined what industries were essential. I guess the paper just verifies that I work in that industry.
  14. aaronleland

    Have any other "essential" workers here received this from their employer yet?

    When our governor first ordered a shutdown of non-essential businesses in the state my employer gave every employee a piece of paper should there be an eventual state lock down. Just in case the police were to stop us it states that we're essential employees. I doubt I'll have any use for it...
  15. aaronleland

    Birx May Replace Fauci as Conronavirus Spokesperson

    Are you trying to tell me the overweight, fast food eating 72 year old isn't the healthiest president ever? :eek:
  16. aaronleland

    Birx May Replace Fauci as Conronavirus Spokesperson

    We can't have medical experts correcting reality TV stars regarding a pandemic.
  17. aaronleland

    Dr. Fauci predicts 100k to 200k deaths in the US

    You guys don't know this about me, but I'm actually a epidemitoligistary, and I have my own prediction. 4 gajillion deaths in America alone.
  18. aaronleland

    force neighbor to self-quarantine

    You were part human, part lobster? :eek:
  19. aaronleland

    What I CAN do . . . during the "apocalypse"

    Hell, the biggest change to my routine is that my state closed down all the liquor stores, but the beer distributors are still open. I hate sitting down in restaurants and eating, so the fact that only the drive-thrus are open hasn't altered my eating routine a bit. My place of work is...
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    The Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 1973

    The problem is that some people's irrational panic led to legitimate panic by others. Reasonable people had reason to be concerned. This is one part of this whole crisis we'll look back at, and laugh about.
  21. aaronleland

    New Yorker Tries To Recreate 'Italy Magic', Instead Told 'Shut The Fuck Up!'

    Fuckin' New Yorkers. Sometimes you gotta love them. :lol:
  22. aaronleland

    Breaking News Dr. Fauci Concedes the Coronavirus Mortality Rate May Be Much Closer to a Very Bad Flu

    If true it takes nothing away from his integrity as a medical professional. He has even defended Trump's response to the crisis. I don't see a medical expert occasionally correcting a reality TV star as some deep state plot to undermine the president.
  23. aaronleland

    A Conservative Comes to Terms with the Corona Virus

    It will be a fine balancing act. I think what we're doing now is a good thing, but how much further do we take it? Do we extend the closure of non-essential businesses for months longer?
  24. aaronleland

    A Conservative Comes to Terms with the Corona Virus

    I don't have to start using condoms, do I? :(
  25. aaronleland

    We could lose 20% of small businesses.

    It was deemed non-essential.
  26. aaronleland

    We could lose 20% of small businesses.

    Have you watched The Witcher yet? I've been meaning to check it out, but I wanted to know if it's any good first.
  27. aaronleland

    If lock down its coming...what do you wish you had...

    Is there another kind of bourbon? :eek:

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