For Greater Inclusivity, Boy Scouts Of America Removes Every Word In Name Except 'Of'

[Votto]

U.S.·May 7, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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IRVING, TX — In a step toward greater inclusion, The Boy Scouts Of America announced this week that it will be just going by "Of" from here on out.
"We realized our name had a lot of problematic terms, like ‘Boy,' ‘Scouts,' and ‘America' in it," Scouting executive Tim Galbraith told reporters. "We decided ‘Of' was much more inclusive and pinpoints what scouting, I mean, um… ‘of-ing' really means. Go Of!"
Traditionally an all-boys organization designed to foster rugged, masculine patriotism and service in young men, scouting has come under fire in recent years for not including girls, trans-girls, trans-boys, and two-spirit genderqueer child drag queen polycules. Leaders say the name change showcases ‘Of's' commitment to transitioning itself from a beneficial program for young men into just another watered-down all-gender after-school program run by communist weirdos.


"We feel this is the best way to completely torpedo any remaining relevance scouting had," Galbraith said. "We're working on a whole new program aimed specifically at creating an inclusive, generic, all-gender environment sure to attract today's modern kids. Go ‘Of'!"
As of publishing time, ‘Of' had rebranded to just "--" after some people pointed out the word "of" is offensive to a remote tribe in Subsarahan Africa that goes by a similar name.

 

[progressive hunter]

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IRVING, TX — In a step toward greater inclusion, The Boy Scouts Of America announced this week that it will be just going by "Of" from here on out.
"We realized our name had a lot of problematic terms, like ‘Boy,' ‘Scouts,' and ‘America' in it," Scouting executive Tim Galbraith told reporters. "We decided ‘Of' was much more inclusive and pinpoints what scouting, I mean, um… ‘of-ing' really means. Go Of!"
Traditionally an all-boys organization designed to foster rugged, masculine patriotism and service in young men, scouting has come under fire in recent years for not including girls, trans-girls, trans-boys, and two-spirit genderqueer child drag queen polycules. Leaders say the name change showcases ‘Of's' commitment to transitioning itself from a beneficial program for young men into just another watered-down all-gender after-school program run by communist weirdos.


"We feel this is the best way to completely torpedo any remaining relevance scouting had," Galbraith said. "We're working on a whole new program aimed specifically at creating an inclusive, generic, all-gender environment sure to attract today's modern kids. Go ‘Of'!"
As of publishing time, ‘Of' had rebranded to just "--" after some people pointed out the word "of" is offensive to a remote tribe in Subsarahan Africa that goes by a similar name.

we need an angry button,,

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

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IRVING, TX — In a step toward greater inclusion, The Boy Scouts Of America announced this week that it will be just going by "Of" from here on out.
"We realized our name had a lot of problematic terms, like ‘Boy,' ‘Scouts,' and ‘America' in it," Scouting executive Tim Galbraith told reporters. "We decided ‘Of' was much more inclusive and pinpoints what scouting, I mean, um… ‘of-ing' really means. Go Of!"
Traditionally an all-boys organization designed to foster rugged, masculine patriotism and service in young men, scouting has come under fire in recent years for not including girls, trans-girls, trans-boys, and two-spirit genderqueer child drag queen polycules. Leaders say the name change showcases ‘Of's' commitment to transitioning itself from a beneficial program for young men into just another watered-down all-gender after-school program run by communist weirdos.


"We feel this is the best way to completely torpedo any remaining relevance scouting had," Galbraith said. "We're working on a whole new program aimed specifically at creating an inclusive, generic, all-gender environment sure to attract today's modern kids. Go ‘Of'!"
As of publishing time, ‘Of' had rebranded to just "--" after some people pointed out the word "of" is offensive to a remote tribe in Subsarahan Africa that goes by a similar name.

Why have you stopped giving credit to The Bee for their work?

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

One more creepy thread regarding people's children?

Ugh!

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Anyway,,this is better.

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[IM2]

I was a boy scout for a while and I would have been very glad to have had girls at the campouts.

 

[WinterBorn]

I was a boy scout for a while and I would have been very glad to have had girls at the campouts.

I was a scout too for a while. I was mostly in an Explorer Post.

Boy Scouts was great for me. But the idea that it is this innocent place for boys is not what I experienced. I was never molested, but the first time I got high was at a BSA camp. The first time I saw a porno movie (8mm) was at a BSA camp. And some other adventures I'll not relate here.

 

[IM2]

I was a scout too for a while. I was mostly in an Explorer Post.

Boy Scouts was great for me. But the idea that it is this innocent place for boys is not what I experienced. I was never molested, but the first time I got high was at a BSA camp. The first time I saw a porno movie (8mm) was at a BSA camp. And some other adventures I'll not relate here.

There was bullying going on in our camp. I didn't stay in long enough to experience a whole lot. It was boring to me. I tried Cub Scouts and Boy Scouts. I made friends I still have but other than that, I didn't see much use for them.

 

[okfine]

I was a boy scout for a while and I would have been very glad to have had girls at the campouts.

Dance partners

 

[IM2]

Dance partners

Yep.

 

[Mashmont]

I was a scout too for a while. I was mostly in an Explorer Post.

Boy Scouts was great for me. But the idea that it is this innocent place for boys is not what I experienced. I was never molested, but the first time I got high was at a BSA camp. The first time I saw a porno movie (8mm) was at a BSA camp. And some other adventures I'll not relate here.

There are always a couple of bad eggs in every camp, it seems. Usually older more worldly kids who corrupt the younger ones by bringing beer or dirty magazines. Usually there is no kid who can or will stand up to them. The most some will do is not go along with it, but keep a low profile so as to not draw disapproval from the bully.

I attended a Catholic elementary and Jr. High School. Same story. Always few older problem kids who were held back in their other schools sent to our school by their parents to "shape them up", These kids invariably have an ugly sophistication and spread their venom to weaker smaller kids.

Scout leaders and school teachers can't be everywhere. There will always be time when miscreants can do their business.

I was always much younger and smaller then, and lacked courage. If I could go back, I would absolutely stand up to these kids. Kids who are able to do that can make all the difference - more than any adult can.

 

[BULLDOG]

U.S.·May 7, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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IRVING, TX — In a step toward greater inclusion, The Boy Scouts Of America announced this week that it will be just going by "Of" from here on out.
"We realized our name had a lot of problematic terms, like ‘Boy,' ‘Scouts,' and ‘America' in it," Scouting executive Tim Galbraith told reporters. "We decided ‘Of' was much more inclusive and pinpoints what scouting, I mean, um… ‘of-ing' really means. Go Of!"
Traditionally an all-boys organization designed to foster rugged, masculine patriotism and service in young men, scouting has come under fire in recent years for not including girls, trans-girls, trans-boys, and two-spirit genderqueer child drag queen polycules. Leaders say the name change showcases ‘Of's' commitment to transitioning itself from a beneficial program for young men into just another watered-down all-gender after-school program run by communist weirdos.


"We feel this is the best way to completely torpedo any remaining relevance scouting had," Galbraith said. "We're working on a whole new program aimed specifically at creating an inclusive, generic, all-gender environment sure to attract today's modern kids. Go ‘Of'!"
As of publishing time, ‘Of' had rebranded to just "--" after some people pointed out the word "of" is offensive to a remote tribe in Subsarahan Africa that goes by a similar name.

Including girls gives undue stress and confusion to scoutmaster pedophiles who only want to diddle little boys.

 

[Thunderbird]

I was a scout too for a while. I was mostly in an Explorer Post.

Boy Scouts was great for me. But the idea that it is this innocent place for boys is not what I experienced. I was never molested, but the first time I got high was at a BSA camp. The first time I saw a porno movie (8mm) was at a BSA camp. And some other adventures I'll not relate here.

You are describing an event that occurred decades ago. If a movie was shown that usually means adults were involved. Are you saying adults approved of showing a porn movie at a BSA camp?

 

[WinterBorn]

You are describing an event that occurred decades ago. If a movie was shown that usually means adults were involved. Are you saying adults approved of showing a porn movie at a BSA camp?

Yes I am. I am also no disparaging the BSA. The oldest ones at this viewing were 18 or 19.

 

[Thunderbird]

Yes I am. I am also no disparaging the BSA. The oldest ones at this viewing were 18 or 19.

How old were the youngest?

 

[WinterBorn]

How old were the youngest?

16 or 17

 

[EvilCat Breath]

I was in the girl scouts for awhile. We had a Halloween party with the boy scouts and I knifed one. They threw me out on the spot. The boy wasn't even badly hurt.

Today the replacement for the boy scouts is Trail Life USA. They are what the boy scouts used to be. No gays.

 

[WinterBorn]

I was in the girl scouts for awhile. We had a Halloween party with the boy scouts and I knifed one. They threw me out on the spot. The boy wasn't even badly hurt.

Today the replacement for the boy scouts is Trail Life USA. They are what the boy scouts used to be. No gays.

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