Cat Fight Breaks Out On House Floor

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As tempers flared among girl congressmen on Capitol Hill yesterday, all male congressmen found themselves in unprecedented agreement that the 19th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was clearly a mistake.

Stern-faced congressmen glanced at each other in silent unity as multiple girl congressmen erupted into a shameful shouting match during a House Oversight Committee hearing, with all the men sharing the same sentiment that granting women the right to vote and hold office was a severe miscalculation.

"Yeah, the 19th Amendment was a mistake," said Democrat Representative Jamie Raskin. "Back in 1920, I don't think our predecessors had the foresight that this would eventually be the result. We've got to do something to roll things back so we can silence the hen house here."

Support For 19th Amendment Decreases Sharply

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As tempers flared among girl congressmen on Capitol Hill yesterday, all male congressmen found themselves in unprecedented agreement that the 19th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was clearly a mistake.

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[blackhawk]

People in Congress always pretend like they respect and get along with each other it’s kind of refreshing to see them show how they really feel about each other.

 

[candycorn]

Great entertainment, but they're not doing anything for themselves or their country. BTW, that long fake eyelash thing needs to die. They look ridiculous

As I’ve always said.

Trump is garbage. His supporters act like garbage. You see it here daily. Now you’re seeing it in Congress more often.

 

[frigidweirdo]

One of the zillion or so interesting things about this awful period is MAGA's adoption and interpretation of the word "fight". "I want someone who will fight for me", they'll say, as they defend the caveman behaviors of people like MTG.

But what they clearly don't understand is that one can "fight" metaphorically, using reason and intellect. Not volume and juvenile aggression.

Only their supporters don't see intellect as anything. They want what they understand, which is pure Neanderthal.

 

[eagle1462010]

Of course its a zoo. I probably wouldn't shed any tears if DC disappeared.

 

[Yarddog]

As I’ve always said.

Trump is garbage. His supporters act like garbage. You see it here daily. Now you’re seeing it in Congress more often.

Trump gets called out for being orange all the time! The fake Eylashes finally needed to be called out as well. No one had the guts lol

 

[Yarddog]

MTG would toss AOC around like a rag doll...

I hope they dont run into each other in the ladies room.

 

[Leo123]

Marge is too orange. She thinks that being an asshole is cool, because of her mentor.

All she did was call out Garland and the wimmins Democrats exploded with obfuscation. We never got any answers.

 

[candycorn]

Trump gets called out for being orange all the time! The fake Eylashes finally needed to be called out as well. No one had the guts lol

Fakies are disgusting...I agree personally.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

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Oh, yes, PLEASE! I'd pay money to see AOC just TRY to take MTG out in the back alley!

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No shit right?

Would not end well for the virtue signaling social media creation.

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

 

[Oddball]

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

 

[candycorn]

Give them derringers and let them duel. Hopefully we will be rid of both of them and any representative standing behind them

I wonder...is there any history of women dueling during the colonial days?

 

[RhodyPatriot]

I wonder...is there any history of women dueling during the colonial days?

I wonder...is there any history of you ever having/being a woman?

Man?

Human?

 

[whoisit]

 

[whoisit]

I think it was one of these. Looks like they had a ball.

 

[Rocko]

Useless congress critters at least providing entertainment