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Old 07-26-2006, 06:07 PM
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Must Hate Jews: A romantic comedy

Yeah. I'm thinking of writing this romantic comedy called "Must Hate Jews".
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Old 07-26-2006, 06:12 PM
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Starring Mel Brooks and Julia Dreyfuss?
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Starring Mel Brooks and Julia Dreyfuss?

Kissinger and Albright?
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How about Three Men & a Jew?

Three bachelors are stunned when a Jewish midget shows up on their porch and changes their lives forever.
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Three weddings and briss (sp??)

My best friend's Bar Mitzvah
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And he's a redhead, too. So you know he's REALLY fried.
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And he's a redhead, too. So you know he's REALLY fried.
Heck---he never told ME he was a redhead !
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Yeah. I'm thinking of writing this romantic comedy called "Must Hate Jews".
And then emerged the fifth of the superheros from the planet Germonia. With his powers, he could tell what faith someone was with his senses. He didn't know why, but he hated the jews. It was time to do battle. Must.... slap.... jew....
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Heck---he never told ME he was a redhead !
He has posted pictures...
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And he's a redhead, too. So you know he's REALLY fried.

Blonde. That picture has a red tint.
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