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Old 12-20-2005, 02:21 PM
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A vulgar grammar review:

I thought it was funny, perhaps a few of you will as well.

*Very vulgar*
Virgin ear-types, you've been warned

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Old 12-20-2005, 02:24 PM
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I thought it was funny, perhaps a few of you will as well.

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I think I could use the contraction lesson for your and you're in class! :teeth:
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Old 12-20-2005, 02:34 PM
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I think I could use the contraction lesson for your and you're in class! :teeth:
The image of you calling your students queefs :rotflmao:
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The image of you calling your students queefs :rotflmao:
Yup, but I guess I'll use 'freakin'. :halo:
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Another one I see all the time is this:

The Brown's

You'll see this on a porch sign or when people sign the family name to a greeting card.

The Brown's what?

"Brown's" is possessive; "Browns" is plural.
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Another one I see all the time is this:

The Brown's

You'll see this on a porch sign or when people sign the family name to a greeting card.

The Brown's what?

"Brown's" is possessive; "Browns" is plural.
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Yeah, maybe it's a possesive statement. This is the Brown's house, bitches!

But you're probably right, mom; they're most likely idiots.
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Yeah, maybe it's a possesive statement. This is the Brown's house, bitches!

But you're probably right, mom; they're most likely idiots.
depends according to the other thread it depends if they vote bush or kerry.....cuz only 10% 20% is smart and voted for kerry the rest 80% 90% are dumb and voted for bush....makes me wonder how the voting was so close.....gues a lot of dumb people got confused and voted for kerry.

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depends according to the other thread it depends if they vote bush or kerry.....cuz only 10% 20% is smart and voted for kerry the rest 80% 90% are dumb and voted for bush....makes me wonder how the voting was so close.....gues a lot of dumb people got confused and voted for kerry.

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When doing that, please make the mistake, me. Thanks.
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depends according to the other thread it depends if they vote bush or kerry.....cuz only 10% 20% is smart and voted for kerry the rest 80% 90% are dumb and voted for bush....makes me wonder how the voting was so close.....gues a lot of dumb people got confused and voted for kerry.

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Perhaps it's their tongue-in-cheek advertisement of their political beliefs...
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Perhaps it's their tongue-in-cheek advertisement of their political beliefs...
ya that's it....they insult you....then tell you they were joking.....definitely people i want to hang with
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ya that's it....they insult you....then tell you they were joking.....definitely people i want to hang with
Dontcha hate that? I do. The ex used to do it all the time. When I slam someone, I mean it. :laugh:
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ya that's it....they insult you....then tell you they were joking.....definitely people i want to hang with
no no no, I meant the browns''s's's's's''s's's''s''''s's''s's

not the DU lemmings.
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no no no, I meant the browns''s's's's's''s's's''s''''s's''s's

not the DU lemmings.
I like the Browns as well as the Brown's house ..... you shouldn't make fun of them .....
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My neighbours have a sign on their front proach that reads the old man's first and last name. It's been there as long as I can remember, which doesn't seem like a big deal, but they had 8 kids. They're REALLY french too, that could explain it. :laugh:
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