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Old 01-20-2010, 09:51 PM
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Old 01-20-2010, 09:53 PM
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She loves you the most. That sez it all.

BTW mine's 14 any pointers would be much appreciated.
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Old 01-20-2010, 09:56 PM
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She loves you the most. That sez it all.
I Tease the Wife with that... They see her in the AM, and not usually me and she also picks them up, so she sometimes Complains that they only go to me in the Evenings when we are both Home... Because they haven't seen me.

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True Puke Story... And Speaking of, I must go walk on the Towel that is Covering the Wet Area from the 3 in the AM Cleanup I did.



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Old 01-20-2010, 09:57 PM
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BTW mine's 14 any pointers would be much appreciated.
Mine Oldest has 10 Years until then... Good Luck with that!



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Old 01-20-2010, 10:03 PM
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Ah my bad- didn't read entire link. Ergo... fasten your seatbelt, dad.
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Don't feel bad, Mal. My dog pooped on the electric blanket cords today.
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Old 01-21-2010, 06:30 AM
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Don't feel bad, Mal. My dog pooped on the electric blanket cords today.
Sounds like a Ren and Stimpy Routine in the Making!...

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Old 01-21-2010, 06:34 AM
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Don't feel bad, Mal. My dog pooped on the electric blanket cords today.

If it had peed on the electric blanket cords you would have a Philippine BBQ.
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Old 01-21-2010, 06:35 AM
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LOL - too funny, our grandson (18mo) recently, bad cold and all, thought making funny spitting noises in grandpa's face a real blast. We do have a picture though, but thankfully no cold. lol

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She loves you the most. That sez it all.

BTW mine's 14 any pointers would be much appreciated.
We had boys, but consistency and imitation help.

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Ah my bad- didn't read entire link. Ergo... fasten your seatbelt, dad.
Enjoy the teen years. Boys and trouble. Trouble and boys. Did I mention they like boys then? Fortunately mine is 23 and never got pregnant. Even though her idiot mother would let her older boyfriend SLEEP at the house.
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I'm sure every parent can relate. Even my animals do that. One of my cats puked on my shoe while I was sitting on the toilet.
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I'm sure every parent can relate. Even my animals do that. One of my cats puked on my shoe while I was sitting on the toilet.
"Look what I made for you" - xsited1's cat



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