Zoo Ape Manity

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    I just went to the Zoo.

    My son was in a land of wonder.

    Great day.

    But there was a moment where this old orangutan came up to the glass, old orange pressed his face near me and stared into my eyes.

    I sat there for yonks while idiots babbled and took pictures, while people mocked this great being. I sat there for yonks looking at this great ape-soul, this great ape-soul looking at this idiot human ape.

    I think we were both thinking the same thing.

    What the fuck are you doing here?
     
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    On the other side of the zoo the rhinos and I had a prefect synthesis, big horns and lazy days in the mud.
     
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    I look into the eyes of creatures, domestic or wild and marvel that people who believe in the soul think that only mankind has a soul.

    Most animals I have known were better practicing humanists than most people I know.



     
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    nc has a great zoo.
     
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    What I know, is that if I come back as a monkey or an ape and they stick me in a zoo, I'm going to wait for the kindergarten classes to come by and then start polishing my sword (if you know what I mean).

    Let the newly minted teacher explain to the kiddies what I'm doing.

    That'll teach 'em.
     
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