I just went to the Zoo. My son was in a land of wonder. Great day. But there was a moment where this old orangutan came up to the glass, old orange pressed his face near me and stared into my eyes. I sat there for yonks while idiots babbled and took pictures, while people mocked this great being. I sat there for yonks looking at this great ape-soul, this great ape-soul looking at this idiot human ape. I think we were both thinking the same thing. What the fuck are you doing here?