Zimbabwe slashes 16 zeros from currency but dollar still a joke

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From next Monday Zimbabweans with have their mental arithmetic simplified for them with the news some zeros are coming off the currency.

Quite a lot of zeros. No less than 16, as the federal reserve attempts to end funny money by offering one new Zimbabwe dollar in exchange for 35 quadrillion old ones.

However the real hyperinflation rate is in fact worse. The money being replaced was only issued in 2008, when the exchange rate was one for 10 billion. The real hyperinflation rate has 25 zeroes attached.

This is now hyperinflation an elderly German would recognise, with all its attendant risks.

Since 2009 the dollar and other foreign currencies have been vital for Zimbabwe to remain afloat as confidence in the local currency and government’s economic policy of continually printing money has collapsed.

From being a nation of multi-billionaires Zimbabweans will be much poorer from next week; but then most people knew that already.
 
This is what we're headed for with the Democrats in charge:


From next Monday Zimbabweans with have their mental arithmetic simplified for them with the news some zeros are coming off the currency.

Quite a lot of zeros. No less than 16, as the federal reserve attempts to end funny money by offering one new Zimbabwe dollar in exchange for 35 quadrillion old ones.

However the real hyperinflation rate is in fact worse. The money being replaced was only issued in 2008, when the exchange rate was one for 10 billion. The real hyperinflation rate has 25 zeroes attached.

This is now hyperinflation an elderly German would recognise, with all its attendant risks.

Since 2009 the dollar and other foreign currencies have been vital for Zimbabwe to remain afloat as confidence in the local currency and government’s economic policy of continually printing money has collapsed.

From being a nation of multi-billionaires Zimbabweans will be much poorer from next week; but then most people knew that already.
Oh look, partisan bullshit.
 
This is what we're headed for with the Democrats in charge:


From next Monday Zimbabweans with have their mental arithmetic simplified for them with the news some zeros are coming off the currency.

Quite a lot of zeros. No less than 16, as the federal reserve attempts to end funny money by offering one new Zimbabwe dollar in exchange for 35 quadrillion old ones.

However the real hyperinflation rate is in fact worse. The money being replaced was only issued in 2008, when the exchange rate was one for 10 billion. The real hyperinflation rate has 25 zeroes attached.

This is now hyperinflation an elderly German would recognise, with all its attendant risks.

Since 2009 the dollar and other foreign currencies have been vital for Zimbabwe to remain afloat as confidence in the local currency and government’s economic policy of continually printing money has collapsed.

From being a nation of multi-billionaires Zimbabweans will be much poorer from next week; but then most people knew that already.
Oh look, partisan bullshit.

When one partisan prediction doesn't work, just make another one. Its like some tin foil production of Annie:

"Tommorow! Tomorrow! I love you tomorrow! More batshit's a day a-way!"
 
This is what we're headed for with the Democrats in charge:


From next Monday Zimbabweans with have their mental arithmetic simplified for them with the news some zeros are coming off the currency.

Quite a lot of zeros. No less than 16, as the federal reserve attempts to end funny money by offering one new Zimbabwe dollar in exchange for 35 quadrillion old ones.

However the real hyperinflation rate is in fact worse. The money being replaced was only issued in 2008, when the exchange rate was one for 10 billion. The real hyperinflation rate has 25 zeroes attached.

This is now hyperinflation an elderly German would recognise, with all its attendant risks.

Since 2009 the dollar and other foreign currencies have been vital for Zimbabwe to remain afloat as confidence in the local currency and government’s economic policy of continually printing money has collapsed.

From being a nation of multi-billionaires Zimbabweans will be much poorer from next week; but then most people knew that already.

Funny how the dollar is going to become worthless when it is increasing in value and gaining strength against almost all other currencies. Of course it took a while to get to this point after Bush and the Republicans destroyed its value. The dollar is on its fastest rise in 40 years - Mar. 16 2015 I have to admit, you really are that dumb.
 
Funny how the dollar is going to become worthless when it is increasing in value and gaining strength against almost all other currencies. Of course it took a while to get to this point after Bush and the Republicans destroyed its value. The dollar is on its fastest rise in 40 years - Mar. 16 2015 I have to admit, you really are that dumb.
Oh FFS, the topic is the Zimbabwean dollar and implicitly the long-time socialist leadership of of their national hero, Mugabe (28 years and counting). Some people are simply to ignorant to follow I suppose.
 
Funny how the dollar is going to become worthless when it is increasing in value and gaining strength against almost all other currencies. Of course it took a while to get to this point after Bush and the Republicans destroyed its value. The dollar is on its fastest rise in 40 years - Mar. 16 2015 I have to admit, you really are that dumb.
Oh FFS, the topic is the Zimbabwean dollar and implicitly the long-time socialist leadership of of their national hero, Mugabe (28 years and counting). Some people are simply to ignorant to follow I suppose.

You obviously missed out on the op's opening line. Maybe you should go back and read it again, or maybe you are just too ignorant to follow.
 
This is what we're headed for with the Democrats in charge:


From next Monday Zimbabweans with have their mental arithmetic simplified for them with the news some zeros are coming off the currency.

Quite a lot of zeros. No less than 16, as the federal reserve attempts to end funny money by offering one new Zimbabwe dollar in exchange for 35 quadrillion old ones.

However the real hyperinflation rate is in fact worse. The money being replaced was only issued in 2008, when the exchange rate was one for 10 billion. The real hyperinflation rate has 25 zeroes attached.

This is now hyperinflation an elderly German would recognise, with all its attendant risks.

Since 2009 the dollar and other foreign currencies have been vital for Zimbabwe to remain afloat as confidence in the local currency and government’s economic policy of continually printing money has collapsed.

From being a nation of multi-billionaires Zimbabweans will be much poorer from next week; but then most people knew that already.

Funny how the dollar is going to become worthless when it is increasing in value and gaining strength against almost all other currencies. Of course it took a while to get to this point after Bush and the Republicans destroyed its value. The dollar is on its fastest rise in 40 years - Mar. 16 2015 I have to admit, you really are that dumb.

Its just talking points. The people apeing them don't understand what they're apeing. Nor do they check to see if its accurate. Or question them. Or really even think too hard about what them.

Its very mechanical. Its a sad shift in our nation's political character. As recitation of prechewed rhetorical cud has replaced critical thinking skills. As why bother informing yourself and forming your own opinions when you can just repeat what you've been told to think?
 
Doesn't look like the US dollar is collapsing:

US-Dollar-Index-2015-01-16-chart.png
 
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The Consumer Price Index for All Urban Consumers (CPI-U) increased 0.1 percent in April on a seasonally adjusted basis, the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today. Over the last 12 months, the all items index declined 0.2 percent before seasonal adjustment.​

Consumer Price Index Summary

Yup, just like Zimbabwe

:thup:
 
This is what we're headed for with the Democrats in charge:


From next Monday Zimbabweans with have their mental arithmetic simplified for them with the news some zeros are coming off the currency.

Quite a lot of zeros. No less than 16, as the federal reserve attempts to end funny money by offering one new Zimbabwe dollar in exchange for 35 quadrillion old ones.

However the real hyperinflation rate is in fact worse. The money being replaced was only issued in 2008, when the exchange rate was one for 10 billion. The real hyperinflation rate has 25 zeroes attached.

This is now hyperinflation an elderly German would recognise, with all its attendant risks.

Since 2009 the dollar and other foreign currencies have been vital for Zimbabwe to remain afloat as confidence in the local currency and government’s economic policy of continually printing money has collapsed.

From being a nation of multi-billionaires Zimbabweans will be much poorer from next week; but then most people knew that already.

Inflation. That phenomenon said to be happening in haste in the American economy, but is not happening in haste.

Historical Inflation Rates 1914-2015 US Inflation Calculator
 
This is what we're headed for with the Democrats in charge:


From next Monday Zimbabweans with have their mental arithmetic simplified for them with the news some zeros are coming off the currency.

Quite a lot of zeros. No less than 16, as the federal reserve attempts to end funny money by offering one new Zimbabwe dollar in exchange for 35 quadrillion old ones.

However the real hyperinflation rate is in fact worse. The money being replaced was only issued in 2008, when the exchange rate was one for 10 billion. The real hyperinflation rate has 25 zeroes attached.

This is now hyperinflation an elderly German would recognise, with all its attendant risks.

Since 2009 the dollar and other foreign currencies have been vital for Zimbabwe to remain afloat as confidence in the local currency and government’s economic policy of continually printing money has collapsed.

From being a nation of multi-billionaires Zimbabweans will be much poorer from next week; but then most people knew that already.

The good news bwing Zimbabweans may overtake the Chinese when it comes to mathematics. :)

"What's the tip for a 6 quintillion, 846 quadrillion, 338 trillion, 298 billion, 795 million, 548 thousand, 347 dollar dinner?" :)
 
This is what we're headed for with the Democrats in charge:


From next Monday Zimbabweans with have their mental arithmetic simplified for them with the news some zeros are coming off the currency.

Quite a lot of zeros. No less than 16, as the federal reserve attempts to end funny money by offering one new Zimbabwe dollar in exchange for 35 quadrillion old ones.

However the real hyperinflation rate is in fact worse. The money being replaced was only issued in 2008, when the exchange rate was one for 10 billion. The real hyperinflation rate has 25 zeroes attached.

This is now hyperinflation an elderly German would recognise, with all its attendant risks.

Since 2009 the dollar and other foreign currencies have been vital for Zimbabwe to remain afloat as confidence in the local currency and government’s economic policy of continually printing money has collapsed.

From being a nation of multi-billionaires Zimbabweans will be much poorer from next week; but then most people knew that already.
Oh look, partisan bullshit.

Leftists believe truth is partisan.
 
This is what we're headed for with the Democrats in charge:


From next Monday Zimbabweans with have their mental arithmetic simplified for them with the news some zeros are coming off the currency.

Quite a lot of zeros. No less than 16, as the federal reserve attempts to end funny money by offering one new Zimbabwe dollar in exchange for 35 quadrillion old ones.

However the real hyperinflation rate is in fact worse. The money being replaced was only issued in 2008, when the exchange rate was one for 10 billion. The real hyperinflation rate has 25 zeroes attached.

This is now hyperinflation an elderly German would recognise, with all its attendant risks.

Since 2009 the dollar and other foreign currencies have been vital for Zimbabwe to remain afloat as confidence in the local currency and government’s economic policy of continually printing money has collapsed.

From being a nation of multi-billionaires Zimbabweans will be much poorer from next week; but then most people knew that already.

Inflation. That phenomenon said to be happening in haste in the American economy, but is not happening in haste.

Historical Inflation Rates 1914-2015 US Inflation Calculator

It will. give it time.
 
This is what we're headed for with the Democrats in charge:


From next Monday Zimbabweans with have their mental arithmetic simplified for them with the news some zeros are coming off the currency.

Quite a lot of zeros. No less than 16, as the federal reserve attempts to end funny money by offering one new Zimbabwe dollar in exchange for 35 quadrillion old ones.

However the real hyperinflation rate is in fact worse. The money being replaced was only issued in 2008, when the exchange rate was one for 10 billion. The real hyperinflation rate has 25 zeroes attached.

This is now hyperinflation an elderly German would recognise, with all its attendant risks.

Since 2009 the dollar and other foreign currencies have been vital for Zimbabwe to remain afloat as confidence in the local currency and government’s economic policy of continually printing money has collapsed.

From being a nation of multi-billionaires Zimbabweans will be much poorer from next week; but then most people knew that already.

Funny how the dollar is going to become worthless when it is increasing in value and gaining strength against almost all other currencies. Of course it took a while to get to this point after Bush and the Republicans destroyed its value. The dollar is on its fastest rise in 40 years - Mar. 16 2015 I have to admit, you really are that dumb.

Its just talking points. The people apeing them don't understand what they're apeing. Nor do they check to see if its accurate. Or question them. Or really even think too hard about what them.

Its very mechanical. Its a sad shift in our nation's political character. As recitation of prechewed rhetorical cud has replaced critical thinking skills. As why bother informing yourself and forming your own opinions when you can just repeat what you've been told to think?

Thanks for explaining your posts for us.
 
This is what we're headed for with the Democrats in charge:


From next Monday Zimbabweans with have their mental arithmetic simplified for them with the news some zeros are coming off the currency.

Quite a lot of zeros. No less than 16, as the federal reserve attempts to end funny money by offering one new Zimbabwe dollar in exchange for 35 quadrillion old ones.

However the real hyperinflation rate is in fact worse. The money being replaced was only issued in 2008, when the exchange rate was one for 10 billion. The real hyperinflation rate has 25 zeroes attached.

This is now hyperinflation an elderly German would recognise, with all its attendant risks.

Since 2009 the dollar and other foreign currencies have been vital for Zimbabwe to remain afloat as confidence in the local currency and government’s economic policy of continually printing money has collapsed.

From being a nation of multi-billionaires Zimbabweans will be much poorer from next week; but then most people knew that already.

Inflation. That phenomenon said to be happening in haste in the American economy, but is not happening in haste.

Historical Inflation Rates 1914-2015 US Inflation Calculator

It will. give it time.

So now, you're moving the goalpost from "It's happening" to "It will happen." All with absolutely nothing more than your disdain for the President to support your conjecture.
 
This is what we're headed for with the Democrats in charge:


From next Monday Zimbabweans with have their mental arithmetic simplified for them with the news some zeros are coming off the currency.

Quite a lot of zeros. No less than 16, as the federal reserve attempts to end funny money by offering one new Zimbabwe dollar in exchange for 35 quadrillion old ones.

However the real hyperinflation rate is in fact worse. The money being replaced was only issued in 2008, when the exchange rate was one for 10 billion. The real hyperinflation rate has 25 zeroes attached.

This is now hyperinflation an elderly German would recognise, with all its attendant risks.

Since 2009 the dollar and other foreign currencies have been vital for Zimbabwe to remain afloat as confidence in the local currency and government’s economic policy of continually printing money has collapsed.

From being a nation of multi-billionaires Zimbabweans will be much poorer from next week; but then most people knew that already.

Inflation. That phenomenon said to be happening in haste in the American economy, but is not happening in haste.

Historical Inflation Rates 1914-2015 US Inflation Calculator

It will. give it time.

So now, you're moving the goalpost from "It's happening" to "It will happen." All with absolutely nothing more than your disdain for the President to support your conjecture.

wrong, numskull, that is exactly what is says in my OP.
 

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