YUKON's RANT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Yukon, Feb 23, 2009.

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    Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
    I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
    and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
    although I'm certain they're really really nice.

    I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
    I speak English and French, not American.
    And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.

    I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
    I believe in peace making, invasion, diversity, not assimilation.
    The beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
    A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
    and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!

    Canada is the second largest landmass!
    The first nation of hockey!
    and the best part of North America

    I am YUKON !!
    And I am Canadian!!!
     
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    You forgot "loudmouthed nitwit that doesn't know where to post his garbage".
     
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    I always thought canada was more like America's attic.
    We all know it's up there, we all know we some stuff stored up there, and we all know it's mostly useless stuff.
     
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    That was funny back in the 90's.

    And tell Jimmy I said 'hi', eh?
     
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    My favorite is from Robin Williams

    BTW, the "rant" in the OP is from a beer commercial.

    Speaking of which, some Canadian culture, just for you Americans

    [youtube]MCY2lpLKzbY[/youtube]
     
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    pffft...you call that...a rant
     
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    Yukon is the guy with the thick glasses. :D

    I always liked Quebec's the best.

    <[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1-XbZL7Lns[/ame]
     
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    eots is offended. Yukon is giving ranters a bad name.:lol:
     

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