YUKON's RANT

[Yukon]

Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace making, invasion, diversity, not assimilation.
The beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!

Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America

I am YUKON !!
And I am Canadian!!!

 

[Dis]

Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace making, invasion, diversity, not assimilation.
The beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!

Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America

I am YUKON !!
And I am Canadian!!!

You forgot "loudmouthed nitwit that doesn't know where to post his garbage".

 

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[Gunny]

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[alan1]

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I always thought canada was more like America's attic.
We all know it's up there, we all know we some stuff stored up there, and we all know it's mostly useless stuff.

 

[Said1]

Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace making, invasion, diversity, not assimilation.
The beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!

Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America

I am YUKON !!
And I am Canadian!!!

That was funny back in the 90's.

And tell Jimmy I said 'hi', eh?

 

[Toro]

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I always thought canada was more like America's attic.
We all know it's up there, we all know we some stuff stored up there, and we all know it's mostly useless stuff.

My favorite is from Robin Williams

Canada is like a loft over a really great party. "Hey, can we come in too!"

BTW, the "rant" in the OP is from a beer commercial.

Speaking of which, some Canadian culture, just for you Americans

[youtube]MCY2lpLKzbY[/youtube]

 

[eots]

Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace making, invasion, diversity, not assimilation.
The beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!

Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America

I am YUKON !!
And I am Canadian!!!

pffft...you call that...a rant

 

[Said1]

View attachment 6927

I always thought canada was more like America's attic.
We all know it's up there, we all know we some stuff stored up there, and we all know it's mostly useless stuff.

My favorite is from Robin Williams

Canada is like a loft over a really great party. "Hey, can we come in too!"

BTW, the "rant" in the OP is from a beer commercial.

Speaking of which, some Canadian culture, just for you Americans

Yukon is the guy with the thick glasses.

I always liked Quebec's the best.

<[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1-XbZL7Lns[/ame]

 

[Gunny]

Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace making, invasion, diversity, not assimilation.
The beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!

Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America

I am YUKON !!
And I am Canadian!!!

pffft...you call that...a rant

eots is offended. Yukon is giving ranters a bad name.

 

[Annie]

Hey, how about everyone that thinks 'America sucks', head up to Canada or at least try for citizenship there? Renounce citizenship in this hell hole, please.

 

[KittenKoder]

Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace making, invasion, diversity, not assimilation.
The beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!

Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America

I am YUKON !!
And I am Canadian!!!

pffft...you call that...a rant

eots is offended. Yukon is giving ranters a bad name.

Yukon gives a lot of people a bad name ... not to mention Canadians.

 

[Jon]

The best part of North America?

You guys say aboot. Enough said.

 

[editec]

Hey, how about everyone that thinks 'America sucks', head up to Canada or at least try for citizenship there? Renounce citizenship in this hell hole, please.

I'm too old, damn it!

Now if I was wealthy enough that wouldn't matter, but there it is.

 

[catzmeow]

I'm too old, damn it!

You're never too old to get the fuck out.

 

[KittenKoder]

Then all extremists would be gone ... woot! Liberals, cons, reps, and dems ... see yah.

 

[editec]

I'm too old, damn it!

You're never too old to get the fuck out.

Being over 55 years old, makes emigrating to Canada rather difficult.

I seriously considered it, but found that given my age, I would not be eligible for citizenship.

 

[eots]

Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace making, invasion, diversity, not assimilation.
The beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!

Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America

I am YUKON !!
And I am Canadian!!!

pffft...you call that...a rant

eots is offended. Yukon is giving ranters a bad name.

precisly...now this !..is a RANT !!!!


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kshqj1rIyEo]YouTube - King Missle - America Kicks Ass[/ame]

 

[KittenKoder]

I'm too old, damn it!

You're never too old to get the fuck out.

Being over 55 years old, makes emigrating to Canada rather difficult.

I seriously considered it, but found that given my age, I would not be eligible for citizenship.

Hell, like most countries the only Americans they are allowing in now are those who are successful already.

 

[bthoma91]

Canada is...the best part of North America

Honestly, this makes me luagh. The United States is a super power, which in my opinion rules out your "peace making". The USA is by far the best part of North America, unless Obama keeps up with the bullcrap. But hey, I think we both agree mexico is the worst, hahaha.