You're the King or Queen of the World...

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    Tomorrow, you will be either the King or Queen of the whole world - depending on your particular sex. You will only be the King or Queen of the whole world for only one day. What is the one thing you will do to make the world a better place so that people will remember you when you are no longer the King or Queen of the world? As the King or Queen of the world, there is nothing that you cannot decree and and your orders must be followed. There is nothing that you cannot do or cause to be done. Your wish is our command.

    As King of the entire world, I would decree that on this day you must spend the entire day with all of your enemies and to create an environment in which you could live in peace.
     
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    Make the islamic religion disappear.
     
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    You can do better than that. :lol:
     
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    Well aren't you just tolerant of others and their religions. :eusa_whistle:
     
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    Vaporize Republicans.
     
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    "Religions?" Where did you get the plural from?
     
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