You're getting older when.........

Joz

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*It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
*You wake up looking like your driver's license picture.
*The twinkle in your eye is the sun on your bifocals.
* It takes you twice as long to look half as good.
*It seems you have more patience but it's actually you don't care anymore.
*You give up all those bad habits & you still don't feel good.
*Getting lucky means finding your car in the parking lot.
 

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