Your Tax Dollars At Work

[Hobbit]

A Middle Eastern man with a Middle Eastern name, apparantly attempting to test the TSA, boarded a plane a couple of days ago. In his bag were a clock strapped to a battery, a laptop computer, and a Koran. His shoes were hollowed out. But hey, at least he didn't have a bottle of improperly marked Viagra.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/4033752.html