Your mom donated the biggest crab ever to the UK.

[RadiomanATL]

Biggest crab ever seen in Britain | Mail Online

 

[AllieBaba]

My brother could never understand why nobody went swimming in the water off the coast of Alaska...I don't remember where...Prudhoe Bay? Anyway, he said the water was beautiful and crystal clear, calm, and he thought hey, I'll take a little swim.

So he did and it was lovely....until he looked down and saw a crab like 6 feet across keeping time with him on the bottom. He said he headed for shore and never felt the urge to swim in Alaska's ocean waters again.

 

[JW Frogen]

Sell it to Speilberg, "Claws".

Steve needs this, he has went too arthouse lately.