Your Lies

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    What are the lies you must believe
    In order protect your image of yourself?

    I did what I could
    It was the only choice
    The world is the problem
    I am a good person
     
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    It was an accident
    I only did what others did
    It was because of how I was raised
    My parents beat, molested, ignored, etc. me as a child

    I am sure we can come up with many, many more
     
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    I'll try harder
    I've changed
     
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    It's not my fault.
     
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    It's because of Reagan's policies.

    Bush did it.
     
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    I have a large penis.
     
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    I didn't know

    Nobody told me

    I didn't think
     
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    having self-image problems?

    :rolleyes:
     
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    I really am blonde - in those pictures of me when I was 3 :D
     
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    Yes, one of the all time quotes...followed closly by 'the dog ate my homework'

    Now how many times have we told are teachers that? That we didn't do our homework because we have a large penis? Males and females alike use this age ole excuse and it still works today. I think it began in the fifties.
     

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