Your first (hardcore version)?

[manifold]

1. 10
2. 12
3. Never
4. 14
5. Never
6. 13

You must be pretty old if smoking weed wasn't a crime when you were 10.

 

[Shadow]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?...Never

2. Shitfaced?...17

3. STD/Close Call?...Never

4. Car crash?...18

5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?...I touched tongues with one of my cousins once...does that count

6. Crime? A friend and I stole some milk crates from behind a store once.

 

[Dis]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?...Never

2. Shitfaced?...17

3. STD/Close Call?...Never

4. Car crash?...18

5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?...I touched tongues with one of my cousins once...does that count

6. Crime? A friend and I stole some milk crates from behind a store once.

Multiple crates?

And Gunny calls me a criminal.

(Those things were damn handy for holding records)

 

[eagleseven]

6. Crime? A friend and I stole some milk crates from behind a store once.

The milk didn't need them anymore!

 

[froggy]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?...Never

2. Shitfaced?...17

3. STD/Close Call?...Never

4. Car crash?...18

5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?...I touched tongues with one of my cousins once...does that count

6. Crime? A friend and I stole some milk crates from behind a store once.

Do you want no. 5 to count?

 

[editec]

My first...

1. Time stoned? Dec 23 1965

2. Shitfaced? Aug 1964 (Obviously this means alcohol was my "gateway drug", right?)

3. STD/Close Call? so far so good

4. Car crash? 1990

5. Gay/Lesbian kiss? Not yet, but if there's any lipstick lesbos out there curious enough...

6. Crime? Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Editec sole the cookies from the cookie jar. WHO ME? Yes you! COULDN'T Be...then who?

 

[goldcatt]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?
2. Shitfaced?
3. STD/Close Call?
4. Car crash?
5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?
6. Crime?

1. 21
2. 15
3. None
4. 26
5. None
6. Never got caught, so do they count?

 

[Shadow]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?...Never

2. Shitfaced?...17

3. STD/Close Call?...Never

4. Car crash?...18

5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?...I touched tongues with one of my cousins once...does that count

6. Crime? A friend and I stole some milk crates from behind a store once.

Multiple crates?

And Gunny calls me a criminal.

(Those things were damn handy for holding records)

Yes, I took 4...she took 8 (we were in college). They were great to make a shelf to hold your TV and books with.

 

[froggy]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?...Never

2. Shitfaced?...17

3. STD/Close Call?...Never

4. Car crash?...18

5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?...I touched tongues with one of my cousins once...does that count

6. Crime? A friend and I stole some milk crates from behind a store once.

Multiple crates?

And Gunny calls me a criminal.

(Those things were damn handy for holding records)

Yes, I took 4...she took 8 (we were in college). They were great to make a shelf to hold your TV and books with.

And just think, all those bottles had no ride back to the store.

 

[Shadow]

6. Crime? A friend and I stole some milk crates from behind a store once.

The milk didn't need them anymore!

That's what I said too...they were empty and all alone and needed to be needed.

 

[Shadow]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?...Never

2. Shitfaced?...17

3. STD/Close Call?...Never

4. Car crash?...18

5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?...I touched tongues with one of my cousins once...does that count

6. Crime? A friend and I stole some milk crates from behind a store once.

Do you want no. 5 to count?

Maybe...maybe not.

 

[froggy]

6. Crime? A friend and I stole some milk crates from behind a store once.

The milk didn't need them anymore!

That's what I said too...they were empty and all alone and needed to be needed.

Those bottles were counting on the crates coming to the bottling plant after them, but they were kidnapped and never seen by the bottles again.

 

[Shadow]

Multiple crates?

And Gunny calls me a criminal.

(Those things were damn handy for holding records)

Yes, I took 4...she took 8 (we were in college). They were great to make a shelf to hold your TV and books with.

And just think, all those bottles had no ride back to the store.

Maybe, but my TV was happy to have a place to sit,and my books found shelter. Those bottles made a noble sacrifice in the end.

 

[Dis]

Your first...

1. Time stoned?...Never

2. Shitfaced?...17

3. STD/Close Call?...Never

4. Car crash?...18

5. Gay/Lesbian kiss?...I touched tongues with one of my cousins once...does that count

6. Crime? A friend and I stole some milk crates from behind a store once.

Multiple crates?

And Gunny calls me a criminal.

(Those things were damn handy for holding records)

Yes, I took 4...she took 8 (we were in college). They were great to make a shelf to hold your TV and books with.

If we were really lucky, sometimes we found black and purple ones, rather than standard ugly orange... Not that I'd know anything about that...

 

[Shadow]

The ones we took were a maroon color and really sturdy. Not that flimsy plastic stuff you buy at Target or Walmart. I think I still have them,they now store tools and gardening equipment in the garage.