Your feelings on followers of Islam and breakfast cereal

[Kalam]

What do you mean? You ARE kissing the carpets, aren't you?

I've already shared the extent of my carpet-kissing with you.

I have a serious question: I've always wondered, when you get all those muslim men in one room with their shoes off, do people pass out from the smell? Because you also don't look like people who use deodorant either.

Feet that are washed five times a day tend not to smell. I've got a question, too: were you born this way, or did somebody drop you a couple of times as a child?