Your Favorite lightbulb jokes

[bayoubill]

Q: How many lawyers' wives does it take to change a light bulb...?

A: Two... one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician...



btw... this joke is based on actual experience as an electrical contractor...

 

[Ropey]

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

No Jews and one Gentile as the light-bulb never gets screwed in by the Jews because they are all to busy arguing over the reasons and possible ramifications of the light-bulb burning out in the first place. Then comes Friday dusk and they go out to get the Sabbath Gentile (goy) to screw it in.

So, no Jews and one Gentile.