Your Christmas 2010 wishlist.

[Blagger]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kME4ddw4SWU&feature=related"]Please don't disappoint me again, Santa.[/ame]

 

[Toro]

 

[Blagger]

I hate to disappoint you, Toro, but unless you leave out some grease, I can't see how Santa's going to fit her down your chimney.

 

[hortysir]

This is my Christmas List for 2010:

School On Wheels

We provide one-on-one tutoring for homeless kids who live in shelters, motels, group foster homes and on the streets. In addition to weekly tutoring and mentoring, every student receives a backpack, school supplies, and uniforms; students get assistance enrolling in school and with locating and filing school records; and each student receives a toll-free phone number for around-the-clock School on Wheels’ support.

I would encourage every forum member to add one extra gift to their 'to buy for' list, and make that gift to someone less fortunate. That's what Christmas is actually about... it's not about getting shit.... it's about giving.

Our local Salvation Army sets up "Angel Trees" at local business with kids' sex and age on the ornaments with a few wish items. Every year I try to get at least 3 kids worth of extra gifts.



As for me???
Radio Shack has a 1TB external hard drive for only 69 bucks

 

[Madeline]

For $500, I will not tattle on you to Mrs. Toro.

 

[Colin]

Just be careful when buying presents for your loved ones!


A young man called Derrick wanted to purchase a gift for his new
sweetheart's Christmas present. As they had not been dating for very
long, after careful consideration, he decided that a pair of gloves would
strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal. Accompanied
by his sweetheart's sister he went to Harrods and bought a dainty pair of
white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself at the
same time. During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items
and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart the panties. Without
checking the contents the young man sealed the package and sent it to
his sweetheart with the following note:

Dear Maria,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing
any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister I
would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short
ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady
I bought them from showed me the pair that she had been wearing for the
past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours
on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a
little tight on her. She also told me that her pair rubs her ring, which
helps keep it clean and shiny, in fact she had not needed to wash it
since she had begun wearing them. I wish I were there to put them on for
you
for the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I
have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off remember to blow into them before putting them
away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how
many lips will kiss them during the coming years. I hope that you will
wear them for me on Friday night.

All my love

Derrick.

P.S The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Just be careful when buying presents for your loved ones!


A young man called Derrick wanted to purchase a gift for his new
sweetheart's Christmas present. As they had not been dating for very
long, after careful consideration, he decided that a pair of gloves would
strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal. Accompanied
by his sweetheart's sister he went to Harrods and bought a dainty pair of
white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself at the
same time. During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items
and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart the panties. Without
checking the contents the young man sealed the package and sent it to
his sweetheart with the following note:

Dear Maria,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing
any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister I
would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short
ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady
I bought them from showed me the pair that she had been wearing for the
past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours
on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a
little tight on her. She also told me that her pair rubs her ring, which
helps keep it clean and shiny, in fact she had not needed to wash it
since she had begun wearing them. I wish I were there to put them on for
you
for the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I
have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off remember to blow into them before putting them
away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how
many lips will kiss them during the coming years. I hope that you will
wear them for me on Friday night.

All my love

Derrick.

P.S The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing.

 

[Blagger]

Santa, please, I'll do anything you ask to re-write history and return a cherished possession, that was stolen centuries ago, back to its lawful owner:

 

[007]

I'm not sure why, but I get the feeling my cat is older than you...

You might be right... mine is for sure, and probably smarter.

Mine will be a young 19 come Feb...

I remember you talking about your buddy. Mine will be 20 next May. He's gettin' pretty frail.

 

[Si modo]

Me too.

 

[JW Frogen]

I want peace on Earth or a motorcycle but I am not going to get either.