Young Nurse >> >> A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask >> over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour >> operation. >> >> A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. >> >> Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles >> black?" >> >> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only >> here to wash your hands and feet." >> >> He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?" >> >> Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his >> privates and jiggles them around a bit, takes a close look and >> says, "There's nothing wrong with them!" >> >> The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That >> was very nice but listen very, very closely -- are... my... test... >> results...back?"