Young Nurse

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    Young Nurse
    >>
    >> A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask
    >> over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour
    >> operation.
    >>
    >> A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
    >>
    >> Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles
    >> black?"
    >>
    >> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only
    >> here to wash your hands and feet."
    >>
    >> He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"
    >>
    >> Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his
    >> privates and jiggles them around a bit, takes a close look and
    >> says, "There's nothing wrong with them!"
    >>
    >> The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That
    >> was very nice but listen very, very closely -- are... my... test...
    >> results...back?"
     

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