~Young Doctor In Town~

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    A young doctor had moved into a small town and was setting up a new practice. He had a new sign painted and hung it in front of his office, proclaiming his specialties:

    Homosexuals & Hemorrhoids

    The town fathers were greatly upset with the sign and asked him please to change it. The Doctor was eager to please, so he put up a new sign:

    Queers & Rears

    The town fathers were really fuming about that one, so they demanded that the Doctor come up with a decent sign that would not offend the townspeople. So the Doctor finally came up with an acceptable sign:

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    so how is one a specialist medical practitioner of homosexuality?
     

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