You_Want_Me to help you with your Bible studies?

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    Thanks, you sound very nice!
     
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    editec Mr. Forgot-it-All

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    Yes, I have a question.

    Could you explain to me what caused GOD's change in attitude between the OT and the NT?

    The OT GOD is a vengeful xenophobic partisan that loved ONLY the OT Jews.

    What caused him to change his mind and become a loving GOD to all of mankind?
     
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    He got a vasectomy. It really mellowed him out. Now he just lays around all day turning water into wine and getting drunk. He hasn't showered or paid his rent in over 800 years.
     
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    Best intro thread ever.



    My bet it's Emma again
     
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    Ummm...actually that's been my most recent experience with someone who identifies themself as a Christian when they introduce themselves. They defiled and slandered me because they didn't like my viewpoints on politics, TSA, President Obama, that sort of thing.

    Then when I would say, "You call yourself a Christian?" they would become enraged and ask how dare I bring up their religion. :cuckoo:
     

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